It's National Cliché Day, minions, a time to let sleeping dogs lie, to grab the bull by the horns, and to maybe leave the rest of the animals out of this, 'cuz now my cats are looking nervous.
Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.
So clearly this baker hates you.
When life gives you lemons:
...ask life, "but what's with the parsley?"
If the shoe fits...
...see your doctor.
(I've heard of fallen arches before, but yowie.)
This, too, shall pass.
(AW YEAH DOUBLE PUN!!)
If at first you don't succeed, try, try again:
Because, after all:
Practice makes perfect.
Thanks to Nathan J., Megan J., Phreedom, Howard G., Susan R., & Anony M. for going against my express wishes and beating that dead horse. Will no one think of the animals?!