Peppa Porker
November 29, 2016 Meet Peppa Pig:
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She's the star of a kid's show in Britain, and looks like a toddler's drawing of a pink hairdryer with ears - or an anatomically incorrect gallbladder.
Anyway, people send me pictures of Peppa cakes all the time, mostly because they can't believe this is how she's actually supposed to look:
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Well, minus the melty black eyes, I mean.
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And the melty, blood-red dress...
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Yeeeah.
Anyway, with all these cakes coming in, imagine my delight when someone finally sent me a Peppa wreck that is actually wrecky in a non-melty way.
Not only that, you could say this wreck's a real porker:
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Yessir, if you're craving sausage, then these cookies will hit the spot, IF you know what I mean. [wink wink]
See, I'm saying these cookies put the "oinks" in "boinks." [nudge nudge]
I'm saying these cookies take their ham with a side of jelly. [eyebrow waggle]
I'm saying this little piggy went to market, and totally looks like a floppy man-dong.
Oops.
Uh... too much?
Thanks to Belinda B., Jessica H., Jo D., & J-La for the sooieeee(t) finds.
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Reader Comments (36)
I enjoyed reading all the "selling points" emblazoned on the packaging; hand decorated, no less. YUCK!
Kudos on the baker for finding another use for THAT cookie cutter!
"Sooieeee(t) finds." Ha, great pun!
I totally get why the Peppa Pig cakes are crying their mascara off. These are horrid!
My parents are terrified of Peppa, and we're not even remotely British.
It's the texture of the cookies that I find most disturbing. And can anyone explain why Peppa's snout is so far away from her nose? What am I doing, this is a CARTOON character, sorry.
Why is the demonic pig with the melting charcoal eyes showing her undies in the first three cakes?
Welp....... I just totally spit coffee on my monitor......
I dunno, they look more like an internal organ to me. ::shrug::
Her nose is on backwards! (Y'know, that's not the sort of sentence you want people to overhear, is it?)
I keep saying that the pig characters on that show are a cleft chin away from being x rated. Google images of daddy pig (with his chin stubble). I dare you.
I once went to a fair here in England that was opened by [some poor soul dressed up as] Peppa Pig. One of its other main attractions was a hog roast. It remains to me the best definition of "passive aggression" I have ever come across.
*eyebrow waggle* made me snort. LOL
If you can ignore the incredibly ugly drawings, Peppa and her family are rather pleasant to be around. I was surprised when I just listened to the show.
Oh sweet Jesus, those are horrid. I cannot show this to my Peppa-loving fanatic!
How do you know what an anatomically correct gallbladder looks like?
I'm asked to make a lot of Pappa Pig Cakes in UK.usually model them...they are really awkward...can easily end up looking like a horse if you don't get the cheeks right!
I'l take Peppa over Caillou any day!
The shape might also evoke a whistle.
"Well done pig"
You may punctuate this quote from "Babe" in any manner you feel appropriate.
1. Wait, you guys don't have Peppa Pig?? It's one of the less-annoying kids' shows on free-to-air TV here in Australia (including some of parental bonus jokes by Daddy Pig).
2. Zeenia - undies? It's hard to see past the melting dresses but that's the frame of the bike she's riding.
Oh.
*sinks into silent gigglefit in the corner*
@Zeenia Peppa is riding a bike on these cakes. Peppa is wearing a dress... Her entire body is a red dress.
My kids love Peppa Pig. Nice, pleasant show. The fun part is the kids have picked up British accents and certain British words like petrol!
Floppy man dong FTW
No wonder my toddler calls her "Pecker Pig"! She also loves the "Teemage Nutant MINJA Turtles".
That last one, I can't un-see it... Yikes!
Now next to clown cakes I have a new fear... Peppa Pig cakes.. oh dear those are horrid lol.
THE PLACEMENT OF THAT SMILE... O_o
So much for the quality of 100% natural colors....
By the way, the runny images are not just the cakewreckers' fault. They come from a "vendor foil": http://www.dreemway.co.uk/product_images/l/574/Peppa_Pig__75904_zoom.jpg
I think those are meringues, not cookies, hence the weird texture. Hideous either way.
... the haramest t'ing I ever see...
I'm glad I'm done w/lunch and drinking my diet Coke or it would be ALL OVER my PC screen. That first Peppa Pig cake must be a ZOMBIE Peppa Pig. Yeah. That's right, a ZOMBIE Peppa Pig. :-)
MaryO1230
So Peppa is a minion of Dormamu?
I hate Peppa Pig , my 3 year old niece loves Peppa Pig . And she loves to watch Peppa Pig episodes with me . If you suffer from insomnia this is your medicine .