Saturday
Sep052015
IT'S BACON!! ...day
September 5, 2015 We don't usually post on Saturdays, but we couldn't resist, because today... IS....
BACON DAAAAAY!!!
And as we all know, everything's better with bacon.
Like volcanoes!
;)
And balloons!
;)
And Justin Bieber!
;)
And thongs!
;)
And... *hurk*
;)
O.o
On second thought, maybe some things are better bacon-free.
Thanks to Alex R., Lisa M., Jola S., Elizabeth D., & Brittany C. for bringing home the gag reflex.
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Reader Comments (20)
The bacon frosting in a tube IS bacon-free. From the manufacturer's Web site:
Ingredients: Glucose Syrup, Sugar, Water, Vegetable Oil, Artificial Bacon Flavor, Salt, Glyceryl Monostearate, Soybean Protein Powder, FD&C Red 40, FD&C Blue 1
"Everything's better with bacon" still holds. :-)
Yay! A surprise Saturday post!! As always, your writing has left me with giggles that will last all day :)
The legendary Wilted Bacon-Volcano Lily of Despair!
As strange as it may seem, I would actually like to see how that "Bieber-loaf" turned out after it was cooked.
The candles on #4 look...uncomfortable...especially the last one!
I like how the bacon frosting mascot is holding his hand up like "I swear on my life, this stuff's actually much better tasting than it sounds, honest!".
I find it a bit disturbing that the bacon on the frosting tube is eating the bacon frosting. That's like a cow eating a hamburger.
The balloon cake looks like we're supposed to "follow the bacon-brick road." If that's the case, then I will gladly join that road trip. Because BACON!
No matter how horrible they may look, or horrendous the thought may seem..... BACON!
Archie McPhee has the most hysterical bacon related stuff:
http://mcphee.com/shop/awesome-stuff/bacon.html
We bought the bacon candy while we were in Seattle. Hmm, bacon candy canes???
What did they use for Cake Justin Bieber's eyes? That looks terrifying!
Because nothing says Happy Birthday like buns full of candles and bacon butt!
Not sure if the tramp stamp bacon thong or the waxy candle crack is more horrifying. Either way, I'm still trying to figure out what kind of person Sean is. He likes meat? And strippers...?
Nooooooooo bacon bieber is evil
Me and my daughter looked at the Bieber-loaf and thought it was Donald Trump. Still, Bieber doesnt deserve BACON!
I have nothing to say that has not already been said, but thank you for the Saturday post. I'm sure all would agree that we appreciate the time and effort you put in to give us a surprise. Mercy bow coo and muchose grassy asss. (I think muchose is a very sweet sugar.)
This is definitely an instance where I'm glad I don't eat pork!
Bacon Bieber --- ::shudder::
Apparently Sean has some hot (thong-)crossed buns. Methinks Sean *is* the stripper.
Okay, I lurk a lot more often than I comment, but... the Justin Bieber loaf... cake... thing... alien from Zardoz... was one of the most unappetizing things I have ever seen that was supposed to be actual food. It will haunt nightmares to come. O.o.
No, no, not the bacon Bieber - arrggghh!
That Justin Bieber... thing... looks like something you'd see on the TV show Hannibal (yes, I'm mourning its loss.)
Ack, it looks like they peeled the skin off of Bieber's face! (Vomits)
I'll take my bacon on the side. Thanks.
OMG, it looks like Justin Bieber sustained horrible 3rd degree burn injuries. Please somebody put that out of its misery.