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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen
Monday
Jul272015

*Bonk*

Warning: A supposedly naughty cake ahead. (But good luck seeing it.)

 

"We asked for Mike Wazowski from Monsters, Inc."

 

 

"This was our Hello Kitty cake:"

 

 

"They told us those were flames."

 

 

"Believe it or not, it's supposed to be a penis."

 

 

 

Thanks to Amy J., Cindy P., Sara W., & Sarah H., who all knew it was bound to happen sooner or later.

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Reader Comments (59)

So the first cake looks like to me what you would end up if a Face Hugger Xenomorph infected Mike Wazowski. It seems too happy to try and kill things but with aliens you can never be sure.

July 28, 2015 | Unregistered CommenterIsolder74

Cake #3...is that an undiscovered Picasso entitled "Giraffes?"

July 28, 2015 | Unregistered CommenterRobert

Okay. I have a completely dirty mind. Or have been looking at this site too long.
That "flame" cake looks a little like skinny penguins having sex. Especially the pair on the left.

July 28, 2015 | Unregistered CommenterKait

My biggest question is why there are 3 candles on the "penis" cake. Is it for a 3 year old? If it is, WHY?!? (I mean, I know that 3 year old boys are obsessed with penises. All boys are. I have 5 of them), but why would you want that for their cake?

July 28, 2015 | Unregistered CommenterMeggan

I don't know who the Mike Wazowski cake really looks like, but I think a "proper" Mike Wazowski cake would probably be just a plain green-iced cake almost entirely covered up by either a giant price tag or the bakery's logo. "Wowwww... I'm a cake! I can't believe it!"

July 28, 2015 | Unregistered CommenterWhirled One

Megan, maybe this cake is for the bachelorette party for the woman's third marriage?

July 29, 2015 | Unregistered CommenterLcp

The penis cake was clearly made by an erotic bakery that accidentally baked a "naked lady's torso" cake and tried to fix their mistake in frosting.

July 29, 2015 | Unregistered Commenterahecht

These are my favorite posts...the doodles. I sometimes find it hard to read the actual content, I'm always wanting to scroll down to see the hilariousness. I loved the addition of Jen and the kitties in this one. lol

August 2, 2015 | Unregistered CommenterJeanne

Clearly the person for whom the penis cake was made is uncircumcised (see the foreskin?)

August 2, 2015 | Unregistered Commenterphysicsmom

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