Ready, Aim...
June 23, 2015 Pink slips are so last decade, employers. This time, why not spice up your "restructuring program" with an element of fun?
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Oooh, I love Quessing games! What?!
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He can't even be mad, 'cuz he gets a cake out of it.
See?
FUN.
Er...
;)
Sorry, Mike.
From another Mike, who's obviously better off:
;)
Let's just assume this Mike was their copy editor.
It's funnier that way.
Of course, no matter how you end up leaving a job, it's never easy to say goodbye:
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...or to spell "good riddance."
At least you know your co-workers will miss you!
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Or... not.
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And for those of you thinking of quitting via cake...
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[Have fun censoring this one, John!]
[Challenge accepted. -john]
Don't be surprised if your boss decides to respond in kind:
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OH SNAP.
Thanks to Cynthia C., Anony M., Mike B., Eileea P., Stephanie F., Beth H., Anony M., & Thomas B. for the first correct use of quotation marks in CW history. IT'S A "MIRACLE!"
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Reader Comments (27)
Cake #8 is going to haunt me!!
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When I left my last job I made a cake. I have a tendency to apologise way too much so I made a joke out of it and wrote "Sorry I'm leaving" on the cake in writing icing....
As someone who has had a bad ridon, I can't help but appreciate cake #5.
I can't believe the amount of frustration and resentment built over the time to lead to the effort of having these cake made… fail or no fail.
Assuming that the last cake is an American cake, the period should be inside the closing quotation mark, so it's still only partially correct.
At least the three hour lunches cookie used the correct your. I was beginning to lose hope.
No matter what, no hairy booty cakes. No, no, no! NO!
@SuBee <<giggle snort>>
Way to GO, john! I knew you'd take a crack at it! =^-.-^=
LOL!
All of these are hilarious! But the cake that says I can't have any cake? Screw that; I'm taking the WHOLE THING.
What is with the hairline on the booty?
Since my husband is currently under the direction of an insecure, chip-on-the-shoulder, passive-aggressive self-taught technical genius who a) knows nothing about management and b) thinks everyone else should also be a genius and a mind reader to boot, I would really like to give him (the boss) cake #8 or similar when my poor guy finally gets out from under. But of course we can't.
Oh well, I can dream about it! I'm so glad someone else got to.
If I ever hit the lotto....
Oh. My. God.
Becky, look at that butt-cake.
It is so bad.
It looks like one of those wrecky cakes.
But, ya know, who orders those wrecky cakes?
It's only tasteless because it looks like a total posterior, 'kay?
I mean, that butt-cake, is just so bad
I can't believe it's just so hairy, it's like worms there.
I mean, gross, look...
It's just so....BLECK...
That cake is just wrong...wrong in so many ways. O.O
Thank for censoring it John, I don't even want to imagine what it looks like under the long censor stripe.
Oh God, I just did...*hurk*
Given there have been bum cakes with cracks and all I seriously don't want to know what John had to censor.
Oh and worse, the wiggles on the legs of that cake... Just WHY!?
I would hate to have to fire anyone - none of my staff deserves it. But if I did, I would so do it with cake! I think a wreckerator should get the cake with the plastic ribbon on it. But not be able to eat it, because their cakes must have been even worse!
Yeah, no way would I eat ANY of those cakes. Cakes made with that much bitterness are probably made with something else as well! :P
Please tell me the butt cake had a fudge filling.
That is a lot t of time spent drawing hiney hair. Very dedicated and thorough craftsmanship.
At first I didn't get that was hair on the second to last cake! I kept wondering why there were little grey worms all over it. Either way, it's disgusting. There are just some things that should never be made into cake!
I'm with Melmac. We've seen some pretty graphic birth cakes so if that butt cake needs a censor bar I'm NOT going to ask what it's hiding. I'm already looking for the portable unsee machine. Anybody?
Hey, wait -- y'all didn't even censor the but cake that had a thermometer stuck in it! THAT one continues to scar me!
:-P
Oh my gosh lol. That hairy cake is going to haunt my nightmares. Though Mike's cake is hilarious. I hope he ran off with it and no one else got any cake lol.
Wait just a minute...ironic use of quotation marks AND snark all at once?! I am inspired to be employee of the month for that boss!
One of my favorite coworkers just got fired, and I'm sorely tempted to send these to him. What, he already found a new job, he won't mind!
Jen's copy editor crack completely cracked me up!!
Guys and gals! That last cake was the first one we've ever seen use quotations marks correctly!!! The end of the world is nigh! :P
John... JOHN? Was there a smear or long lump of "chocolate icing" on the cake everyone's talking about???
I want to see it uncensored. What was there? A realistic butt hole? Haven't they been posted before?