You've heard of "Win, Lose, or Draw?" Well, I think I found the cake version:
Write, Wreck, or Win!
Ok, so it doesn't have the same ring to it, but allow me to demonstrate.
Pretty fun, right?
Let's try another one.
Ok, last one:
(Don't worry, lady apple.
He's not happy to see you.
It's a worm.)
I mean that in the purely ironic sense, of course.
And finally, a helpful reminder that it's not just bakers:
Now that's a "win."
Insert thanks line here for Anony M., Venieca K., Naomi M., Cash, Marguerite, Joan, Stephanie B., Kaisa K., Robin R., & Andy K.