Where Dreams Come Through
April 22, 2015 Welcome to BisneyLand, the amusement park that's in no way affiliated with Disneyland, but is just as good - and cheaper, too!
Once you enter the gates of our mystical castle-land of joy, you'll be greeted by our lovely royal ladies:
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Cinderallie and her clear resin shoes are always the hit of the ball.
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Princess Yasmine and her flying doormat will show you a "whole 'nother world."
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And TinklesWell the Winged Wonder is sure to be your day's #1 delight!
We also have fabulous entertainment:
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Princess Areola and her pals Haddock, Skittle, and Captain Crabby Pants may prefer life "under the ocean," but they still enjoy singing their big musical numbers, "Check Out My Cool Stuff," and "I Can't Talk, So Let's Make Out!"
And don't forget Pretty, our good-looking girl:
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And of course her friend Not-So-Handsome!
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Together they invite you to "be our visitor!"
Anony M., Allison M., Clau, David I., Mona S., & Kristyn, how crazy would it be if a place like this actually existed? Oh, wait...
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And lest you think we forgot...
Happy Earth Day!!!
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Reader Comments (35)
Uh..."TinklesWell" needs (ahem) a longer skirt. Yikes!
Tinkleswell best get to a doc; those swollen ankles can be a sign of something serious.
Announcer :"Congratulations you have successfully ruined another cake for a client what are you going to do now?"
Derpy Decorwrecker; "I'M GOING TO BISNEYLAND!!"
Noses? Where are all the noses?
That last one must be "Baston", because, as we know, he sings, "And every last inch of me is covered in fur!" ;)
Huh. I think I might be a little disappointed, even though I probably shouldn't be. In fact, maybe I should be thankful. It's just that I think ...~checking calendar~...Yup. It is. Today is....
=^-.o^= I'm peeking at you...
[Editor's note- Yup. It's Earth Day. But we just don't get that many cakes in for Earth Day. I will, however, update the post just for you. -john (thoJ)]
Holy flurking schnit! These are hilarious, and the commentary is brilliant, as always.
Jen, you're a genius. I hope you know it, sister!
Cinerallie and Yasmine appear to need a dermatologist each!
Bwah Jen!!
I think Aereola took the ill-advised Kylie Jenner challenge! Those lips are baaad.
Well, now. I'm a little surprised that we aren't *partying down* due to what DAY it is....
Must be you're saving a festivity or two (thousand) for another time..? =^-.-^=
Not-So-Handsome looks more like Chaka from Land of the Lost. Which could be a whole other amusement park.
@kayk: Noses, like five-fingered hands, are just too hard to successfully execute. Better to just leave them off and have them look a little alien-like (preferable to them looking pig-like).
Princess Areola (snort!) needs to lay off the lip injections.
TinklesWell...um, the skirt doesn't even cover her lady-bits! Which I'm guessing from the lack of said bits, these types of Winged Wonders are not gender specific "everywhere".
I feel bad for where my mind went.
The no noses thing kinda creeps me out but why does Pretty have Kermit hands???
Is the last one Cha-ka?? From Land of the Lost?!?!?!?!!?!?
Hee, where would you even PUT the nose on the first one? Her lips are facing one way and her eyes are facing the other. You'd end up with a bad Picasso imitation.
Props to @Nagzilla and @Sharon -- you guys are right about the last one looking like Chaka from Land of the Lost!! That face creeps me out and reminds me of yesterday's story on the internet about the creepy robot who can mimic facial expressions and which will greet people at hotels. *Shudder*
I am not clapping for "TinklesWell".
For those offended by the lack of covering by TinklesWell's skirt, please be more sensitive! Every true Bisney fan knows that poor TinklesWell has to "go commando" due to her bladder issues. The issue is dealt with very comapssionately in Bisney's Pooper Pan movie.
Not-So-Handsome totally creeps me out AND Princess Yasmine seems to have some kind of growths on her ears!! Or.. maybe no ears!
I am dying over TinkerWell's cankles as well as the need for much much longer skirt.
I just have to add that Tinkleswell's (bwah!) wings are on the lower part of her back, and her hands are on backwards. Ouch!
TinklesWell is my favorite. So glad I put the coffee down before I read Lulu's comment -- explained in Bisney's Pooper Pan movie!
Awww,THANKS, john (thoJ)! You're all heart! Actually, you're part heart, and more- finger..No, that's not it either. Okay: as phallic symbols go...that one should? I give up. Anyway, Happy non-Epcot, "Where Dreams Come Through" (like there's no antenna) Day!! Woo. hoo. =^~.~^=
@Lulu - That made me laugh out loud!
Jen, haven't done this one before?
[Editor's note- Yup. Wednesday is the day we do popular posts from the past. This one is 5 years old. -john (thoJ)]
Some of these remind me of the "find what's wrong with this picture" pages in children's magazines. Backward hands, no noses, ear growths. Good grief. And that awful hand about to crush the earth.
"Frozen" Elsa is peri-menopausal!
Let's take care of the Earth!
And after that, our army of giant mutant radioactive thugs can massacre Mars, then squish Saturn, then pulverise Pluto, then atomise Alpha Centuri, then...
Pretty bad that Not-So-Handsome is the best looking one of the group!
I actually kind of like the Not-So-Handsome/Beast/Bigfoot/Caveman/Poopman one...
Lol the poor princesses all had their noses removed and did the Kylie Jenner challenge. Wow. I think I might have to pity the poor cakes just a little since they are decorated to scare customers. Or at least have them reconsider nose jobs lol.
The "Frozen" Elsa? did she get removed by request from the baker?
I'm confused. Where are you seeing Elsa, Car? O.o
"Cinderallie" cake is something else. I made one of these for my niece. If you think the finished product is funny you should see the under construction pictures. It was hard to finish the cake because we were laughing so hard.