We Are All Weiners
February 19, 2015 We've already had the Golden Globes:
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...and the People's Choice:
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So now it's time for the Oscars! Yay!
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(Since Oscar grew a nice pair of groobs [grouchy boobs], this will also work for the SAGs.)
Check out some of the nominees:
Boyhood:
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Thanks, Moomy.
The Imitation Game:
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What does it all mean?
American Sniper:
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Because America, that's why.
The Theory of Everything:
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Stephen Hawking explains how all this stuff can exist on one cake at the same point in time.
Whiplash:
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I hear it's about a drummer whose instructor is a huge pain in the neck.
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Birdman:
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"Gobble gobble, motherf***er."
Sadly there can only be one winner, but remember, guys, it's an honor just to be wreckerated.
Thanks to Amanda L., Clairance C., Ingra P., Candy D., Leah McC., Amber G., Christie L., Emily F., Jenn A., Nicole H., Afton N., and Claire O., who all understood that reference.
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Reader Comments (33)
Shouldn't that be, "Gooble, gooble?" :-D
I am Groob.
That "Pick Me" cupcake is too adorable. I would totally pick it and bring it home to keep as a pet. Anyone want to make a plush version so that I can have it to snuggle and love?
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Some days these things just write themselves, don't they? Hahahaha -- thanks CW team!
Hmm, I guess there was no good way to handle "Selma" or "The Grand Budapest Hotel." But "Whiplash" there gave ME whiplash.
Oscar the Grouch, also for the SAGS, BRILLIANT JEN!!, I laughed myself silly at this mornings post. Like I usually do. This is why I start my day with Cakewrecks. I'm a "Cakewreckaholic" and darn proud of it. Thank you Jen and John.
So it turns out Ash Wednesday is a good day to have a birthday! My beautiful daughter gave birth to the sweetest little 9 (!!!!) pound 21 inch little boy ever. Baby Kye Timothy is perfect and doing great. My daughter is having some complications so prayers and good thoughts are appreciated.
Bwahahahahaha :D you always find the perfect wrecks for the occasion XD. I agree wth LSUJacque the pick me one is cute in a sad wy :((
Are those double ended dildos on the whiplash cupcakes??
No, it's "Bird-Penis-Scrotum-Pooh-Face Man."
Groobs: my new word for the day!
OMG I'm on Cakewrecks!! I have been waiting YEARS to see the cake I submitted.
Jen - I'm still crushed that cake was too tasteful for the Xmas book!
Congrats, Jodee! And sending prayers for your daughter.
@Jodee: Congratulations to you and your family, and welcome to CW Kye (you've started reading him the posts and the comments, haven't you?)! Sending good wishes for your daughter, and keeping you all in my thoughts! Now, let the frosting flow and break out the sprinkles!
I love you so much for referencing The Bloggess. <3
Maybe I'm still stuck on the idea of groobs, but Bird "man" there seems to have....goobs. (Gooble gooble?)
Awesome! .....and yes, the turkey??? needs a name like Beyonce....because it will CUT you!
Groobs made my day too!
@Jodee, sending good thoughts your way! Hope she comes through it easily and regains good health soon!
The Whiplash cake is gonna give me nightmares. It's good, bad, ugly, and scary all at the same time!!
Could someone please explain `The Imitation Game` reference?
Congraduraltions, Jodee!
I will be saying Gobble gobble, motherf*cker ALL. DAY. LONG.
The "American Sniper" cake could be a clue on Wheel of Fortune! The question could be, "What might a BEAR have done in these woods?" Then, the contestant would want to buy 3 consonants and a vowel. Not a good idea? Then maybe they should collect their few thousand sprinkled shell casings (heh) and call it a day. I can't imagine how those hunter/bakers got licenses! =^0.o^=
Oh, Jodee! I just went back up and saw your post about your girl! Sending get-well sprinkles to your girl, and "Happy Birthday" to big-little Kye!
Knock, knock!
TLC, you just made me laugh so hard!
Jodee, congrats, and best to baby and mom!
Mitzi, I think maybe that it's just multiple submissions of the same cake prototype, AKA badly done icecream cones bedecked with moustaches. Bad imitations of whatever was in the cake look book.
@Mitze- It has to do with Joan Clark (Keira Knightley) serving as Alan Turing's (Benjamin Buttenbark) moustache. British women during WWII were too busy saving England to serve as someone's full-on beard.
Wow, that dude's got some big balls.
The explanation for the rifle cake could be snarky, but no, "America" is the only workable reason.
Congratulations Grandma Jodee! Keeping your daughter in my thoughts.
Oh man lmao. I cannot stop laughing hysterically which is making me cough like mad but so worth it. I swear these cakes are going to scare the cold out of me yet. Yay lol.
Jodee, the best to you and your family!
I guess I have an innocent mind, I see Oscar sitting on a blue pedestal and the "groobs" are his legs dangling down.
Geez, who makes "perfect" chocolate semi-automatic rifles in series?
OMG for the WIN!!! forget the contestants, this blog post is the winner! I laugh daily at the posts and the comments...but this one, I'm in tears!! Love you Cake Wrecks.com!
The one looks like the Earnest character where he's in drag, and she's in a neck brace... am I wrong?