Automated Response System Entertainment
November 2, 2015 Hello, and thank you for visiting Cake Wrecks, where all your half-baked hopes for humanity are soundly thrashed on a daily basis.
Unfortunately we are unable to meet your humor requirements today due to:
__ Travel
__ Plague
__ Boot to the head
__ ROUSes
X John's birthday
Please take this opportunity to entertain yourself by:
- Correcting this cake:
;)
{Bonus points for music puns.}
- Naming this Muppet character:
;)
Complete with catch phrase.
- Counting the Skittles:
;)
Then the gummi worms.
Then the panda cookies.
Then the Fruit Chews and gum drops and stuffed giraffe hang tags).
- Flagging this flower cake on Facebook for nudity:
;)
IT'S SO NAKED
- Writing a haiku to explain Batman's expression:
;)
(Points subtracted if you use the Squatty Potty haiku. Because yes, WE KNOW THAT ONE.)
- Leaving a colorful birthday message after the beep.
*beeeeeeeeep*
Thanks to Jonathan S., Megan W., Irene A., Shelley B., & Anony M. for getting the message.
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Reader Comments (74)
1. Well this would be the Jaws theme but the shark ate important notes.
2. One of the Muppetphones finally snapped and killed Marvin Suggs. You can just see the bloodlust in his eyes!
3. The Rainbow Moose now regretted eating all of his Halloween candy in one sitting. He now wonders if he can ever eat candy again.
4. No comment, it's a CCC!
5. Batman never thought
he'd ever see Godzilla
he wishes he didn't now
Happy Birthday. May your cake not be a wreck.
1. That is sad beyond measure.
2. Maizey. "Me so corny!"
3. 42
4. Frosted morning glory--yumm.
5.Fighting crime-does it pay?
Battling villains night and day!
But they've taken my Bat-mobile away,
Leaving me with this piece of $#^% Camry.
6.Happy Birthday, John in Red!
Underneat that,
Thanks for all the laughs.
Happy, happy, happy birthday John!!! Not quite the word journey I was going for there, but hopefully you had a wonderful day that wasn't a wreck :)
Happy Birthday, John! I know this is late, but here's my Batman haiku for you:
(ahem)
It's over, Joker!
The Black Knight can never fail.
I'll bite your legs off!
You say it's your birthday (ok, John's) -- well happy birthday to you! Hope you have a wonderful day and thanks for all the cakewrecky grins!!
1. The notes do not form the Batman themesong.
2. Hi, my name is Urinie and I like yellow snow.
3. Three, sir. Three.
4. Let the sun shine in!
5.
The Dark Knight ponders
Blatant floral nudity
Na-na, Na-na... Nahhh.
6. Happy Birthday, John! May your birthday bring as you as much joy as your blog brings to all of us! =-)
Gazing to the sky
Searching for my own signal
Get me out of here!
Did my best.
1) Orchestrating Success, these bakers really need to conduct themselves better.
2a) Yecko (Yellow Gecko)
2b) I can save you 15% or more on your lemon flavoring
3) 49?, ?, 24, ?, ?, 1-2
4) I'd rather not.
5) look up in the sky
is it a bird or a plane
really what is it?
6) Harlequin Aqua Purple Purple Yellow Blue Indigo Red Teal Harlequin Denim Aqua Yellow Jade Orange Harlequin Navy
1. Orcestrating sucess...not as easy at it sounds apparently.
2. P. Don the bear with the yellow hair. Catch phrase, "XYZ PDQ"
3. Nausea just set in, unable to complete count.
4. Without apparel.
5. I concentrate hard
Supers shouldn't have to wait
I need the Batroom!
Happy Happy Birthday John!
I am the batman
My duckface brings all the cakes
To Gotham City
P.S.
Have a happy birthday or I'll come up to that high house of yours and beat your arse with my shillelagh stick, ya hear?
beeeeeeeeeeeep.
Happy Birthday John! As for these cakes.. yikes lol. No words come to mind when I stare at the yellow squashed muppet thing. I think these really blew my mind lol.
2. Is not a muppet- it's Sooty!!! Catch phrase 'izzy, wizzy, let's get busy!' - look it up on YouTube Hahahahahahaha - still looks like a terrible try
Happy belated birthday, John!
1. They can't spell, but at least they know where to loop the G-clef (sounds nasty, so I hope Clef doesn't get into treble!). Hey, those are the pitches for "Superman," if not the rhythm.
4. I was going to make a "deflowered" comment, but... nevermind.
5. Get me out of here.
Encased in a cement block.
Only Monday? Arrrgh!
Nice A.R.S.E. XD
Ok. I've looked, squinted, looked again, turned my screen upside down and sideways, and still don't see anything wrong or wrecky with the cupcake flower and suns. Given everything else in the post and every other cupcake cake that's been on this blog, that cake is rather charming. Someone point out what I'm supposed to be seeing, please? Because this is coming across like a case of "the problem's in your mind, mister, not mine."
@Chris: Flowers and suns are code for "The existential dilemma of whether a baked good can actually be nude, given that it is not, nor has ever been, clothed; therefore, banning said baked good from any venue on the basis of nudity may well be the internet equivalent of dividing by zero."
And, by the way, PTOOIE! (Cupcake cake!)
Heh.
Happy Birthday John!
Rodents Of Unusual Sizes? I don't believe they exist...
Happy birthday John! Am I the only one who noticed that there that there are 2 1/2 beats in #1? There should either be 2, 3, or 4 beats in a measure. SO ANNOYING! By the way, I play the clarinet in case you were wondering why I'm so upset about this. :)
This may be terrible
I have seen it all
The look on bakers face
When he finished me
Happy birthday :)
SO ****** excited that you used the photo I sent you! No swearing, I know, but I'm THAT ******* excited! :-D
And on your birthday too!
HPPY BRITDAY TO YOU!
A very happy belated birthday, and I love that the acronym for your response system is "ARSE," which I suspect was unintentional, but is just as funny!
The Muppet character's name is Fluffin, and his catch phrase is "How's everybody doin?"