Thursday
Oct222015
CAKES TO CAP IT OFF
October 22, 2015 YOU'VE BEEN ASKING FOR YEARS:
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AND NOW IT'S TIME TO GET WHAT YOU'VE BEEN ASKING FOR FOR YEARS...
BECAUSE TODAY IS NATIONAL CAPS LOCK DAY!
HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY
;)
HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY
CAPS LOCK IS GREAT FOR CONVEYING ENTHUSIASM
;)
AND FOR MAN CAKE
;)
(THIS IS NOT A CAKE FOR A WOMAN!
IT'S A MAN CAKE!
MAAAAAAN CAAAAKE!)
CAPS LOCK IS ALSO GREAT FOR E-MAILS TO YOUR GRANDCHILDREN
BUT YOU ALREADY KNEW THAT
LOOK, THIS GUY WHO GOT PROMOTED HAS UNFORTUNATE INITIALS
;)
HA HA HA HAHAHA
OOPS NOW MY EYES ARE BLEEDING FROM TYPING THIS WAY SO I HAVE TO STOP NOW
BYE
Thanks to Chelsea M., Ed & Delena, Leigh B., Lani T., Erica R., Perry P., Jenn M., & Leicia G. for the capital wreckage.
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Reader Comments (33)
Oh, goodie! I get to say it first;
EACH OF THESE CAKES IS A CAPITAL OFFENSE! (yay!)
I LOVE THIS POST. I CAN SHOUT AT PEOPLE ALL DAY.
WTF! (WELL THAT'S FANTASTIC)
LOVE IT JEN. VERY CLEVER. YOU ALWAYS DELIGHT. AWESOME!
i'M ALL FOR A BRAIN IN ALL CAPS, BUT IT WOULD APPEAR SOME CAPS ARE MISSING THEIRS.
the happy, happy, happy etc. cake is very versatile - good for just about any occasion (except a funeral - although it might show up at one)>
So glad that the Brain finally gets a birthday cake! It has been neglected for too many years.......
#1 - Happy Birthday Brain.
I could understand kidney or liver if someone had a transplant.
I once attended a church conference which, when we arrived, had banners hung across the front of the building:
Worship
Teaching
Fellowship
When we broke for lunch, they had been rearranged.
You have to admit that Dad being #10 is better than being #2.
I love that the Canadian Red Cross cake is in au caps. The Canadiennes Françaises should be pleased, no?
HA HAHAHAHA
IN AU CAPS
I have to ask: Was the first cake from Pinky?
Until I saw Lady Anne mention that Dad was #10, I thought 1 Dad was #0, which would be most unfortunate.
As much as I enjoy a day of commemorating random things, I shall not participate in caps lock day. OR MAYBE I WILL!! ;-)
Dad is Number Ten? Dad is Number Zero? Or (and I hope not) it's Dad's tenth birthday.
As someone who is a lazy typist and would prefer that caps be kept at a bare minimum (to save the keystrokes), I must be a conscientious objector to this "holiday". As I am to these cakes.
Usually I'm just a lurker, but I had to say this:
FOLKS, WE HAVE A CORRECT SPELLING OF THE WORD 'CONGRATULATIONS' ON A WRECK.
I LOVE THE MAN CAKE. i'D BUY THAT.
THE VERY FIRST ONE IS GREAT...HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BRAIN!! WHAT A SMARTY!
BUT WTF DO I KNOW??
And what is sad is just about all of these are really nicely decorated cakes. WHY oh WHY did you fumble the cake decorating bag at the one-yard line? (Yes I'm mixing metaphors but they're SO CLOSE to being perfect).
@SUBEE, I HAD THE EXACT SAME THOUGHT! WE ARE BOTH SO AU CURRANT!
MY FAVORITE IS THE "JR" CAKE, BECAUSE, WHILE THE REST IS IN CURSIVE SCRIPT, THEY DID INDEED PUT "JR" IN CAPS AND ALL THE INSTRUCTIONS IN CAPS. WAY TO BE THINKING THERE, WRECKERATOR!
@LADY ANNE, I LIKED YOUR STORY.
AND FINALLY, JEN, I LOST IT WHEN I GOT TO THE PART ABOUT THE GRANDPARENT LETTERS. BWAH HA HA HA HA HA HA! CAPITAL, I SAY. SIMPLY CAPITAL!!
That last one reminds me of a drawing book I had in middle school. The artist was named Walter T. Foster and he initialed most of the little instructional drawings in the book. So all of the pictures in this book were captioned "WTF". Poor guy :D
If I wanted a cake to encourage the local hockey team, the Washington Capitals, in the box on the form for text, I'd write, "Go Caps!"
And I'll bet I'd get a cake that read, "GO!"
@Jane Lewis, Are you rebelling against All Caps Day or did Jen use up all your capitals in her post? ;-)
I'D LIKE TO IMAGINE YOU WROTE THIS POST USING A SPEECH-TO-TEXT DEVICE AND YOU SHOUTED OUT EVERY WORD
Happy birthday, BRAIN! (Rest of the guest of honor's birthday, except for his brain, was born the next day?)
It's Pinky and the BRAIN,
Yes Pinky and the BRAIN.
These cake decorators
are clearly insane!
I WANT THIS MAN CAKE.
SHE'S A MAN CAKE BABY!!! (cue Austin Powers theme)
My brain read this post in the voice of Grenda from Gravity Falls.
So what you're saying is, these cakes are Torgue cakes?
"Torgue weapons ALWAYS fire EXPLOSIVE ROUNDS. They are also LOUD and require EXCESSIVE use of CAPITAL LETTERS."
I'M JOINING THE RANKS OF THE SCREAMING COMMENTERS (HEY, GREAT NAME FOR A GARAGE BAND!).
CANT WAIT TO SEE WHAT WE'LL BE YELLING ABOUT TOMORROW!
WELL NOW I GET TO SHOUT TOO LOL. WOW AND WITH ME BEING SICK YELLING HERE IS SO MUCH EASIER. I THINK THE WRECKERATORS SHOULD GET SHOUTED AT FOR THESE LOL
WHAT I WANT TO KNOW IS, WHY CAKE #2 APPEARS TO BE GARNISHED WITH CARROT RINGS?
WE HAVE A FLOORING COMPANY LOCALLY NAMED WALLACE TIMBER FLOORS. ALL THEIR VEHICLES HAVE PERSONALISED LICENCE PLATES WITH THE COMPANY INITIALS AND A NUMBER. I'M NOT SURE IF THEY'VE EVER THOUGHT IT THROUGH :-)
@ Colleenoz, I'm pretty sure that the spherical orange deals on cake #2 are basketballs. There appears to be little creases in the balls...although some very skinny piping in the creases would have sold the idea better, I'm thinking.
I PRETENDED THIS POST WAS BEING READ BY BRIAN BLESSED. AND IT WAS GLORIOUS.
The man cake caption had us in tears, in stitches, sore cheeks, the works. Thanks so much.