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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen
Wednesday
Aug132014

Big Day, Big Wrecks

By popular demand, here are a few more Inspiration vs Perspiration Wedding Wrecks. And shame on you all for finding them so funny.

What was ordered:

 

What was received:

Fortunately Christine C. reports the the bride and family had a great sense of humor about this Wreck, and even dubbed it the "bamPOO" cake. Heheh.

 

Ordered:

 

And received:

Uh, since the cake itself leaves me speechless, I'm going to comment on the background. Hey Jessica M., is that Chewbacca through the window? I mean, given the Han Solo & Leia topper, I was wondering if Chewie was the ring-bearer or something.

 

And lastly, ordered:

 

Aaaand received:

You have to wonder if that swipe was a result of the bride fainting at the sight of it, don't you? Still, I guess she should count her blessings: imagine if the wreckerator had been asked to write something on it!

 

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Reader Comments (57)

I'm pretty sure that Chewie is the Ring Bear.

August 29, 2014 | Unregistered CommenterAudrey

White topper on (hideous) off white and brown cake....oh my ew! And bampoo just made my week. Wow.

September 5, 2014 | Unregistered CommenterMonique

Way, way back, when this site first started, there was a cake which was *supposed* to be iced with the tartan of either the bride or the groom. The result was very similar to the last wreck. I wonder if it was done by the same baker? If so, I'm surprised s/he is still alive.

October 10, 2014 | Unregistered CommenterLady Anne

Where did they find a dog small enough to make those "swirlicues" on the Star Wars cake by dragging its butt?

January 12, 2015 | Unregistered Commenterrocketride

HAHAHA number 3 looks like it has a face XDXDXD

January 26, 2015 | Unregistered CommenterKingjosiah

The 1st cake wreck was better than the compared one SMH only problem was the poop color bamboo but the flowers and white main color were much fresher and cleaner looking!

July 21, 2015 | Unregistered CommenterPuma Girl

The last one looks like it has burnt jalapenos at the bottom. Jen makes me laugh more than anyone has in a while she is really very funny . Was that real Han Solo and Princess Leia on the cake topper well if it was her Chewbacca comment was right on ... even if it wasn't that did look like him! LOL

July 21, 2015 | Unregistered CommenterPuma Girl

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