Princess: Impossible
April 22, 2014 In honor of National Princess Week, I've arranged to have some of the world's most famous royalty come and visit! Woot woot!
But then they all canceled, so we got these instead:
;)
YIKES.
I mean, uh, won't you say hello, ladies?
;)
"I DON'T LIKE YOU."
;)
[silent glare]
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"Life is awful, and then you die.
"....Happy birthday."
Ohhhh kaaay...
Oh, but look! I think Ariel made it, after all!
To think, she swam all this way just to wish you aAAAAAUUUGHH!!
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[climbing off floor]
[adjusting hair]
Well, I guess we should just try to make the best of things.
Play us off, Hell's Belles!!
[heavy metal intro plays]
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"Tale of cakey crime!
[JUDJUDJUDJUD]
"Cruel as it can be!"
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"Curse these princess trends!
[YOWWWW!]
"When will it all end?!"
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[music slows]
"Someoooone call
aaa
priiieeeeest!"
Thanks to Colleen W., Kerry Z., Anja H., Amanda S., Cassie S., Jennifer F., Lesley W., & Crista C. for the fairy tale rending.
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Reader Comments (60)
You know there really IS an all-female AC/DC tribute band called "Hell's Belles", right?
https://www.facebook.com/pages/Hells-Belles/150101406739
And I'm impressed that Amanda's 22nd birthday Snow White looks an awful lot like Doris the ugly stepsister from Shrek. Maybe they just had their fictional characters mixed up..?
I am trying so hard not to laugh cause it hurts due to being sick but I can't stop it lol. Oh man those poor kiddos that got these cakes.
Is it only me or does the last one look a bit like Michael Jackson painted by Pablo Picasso? It's only me? Ok, then.
The last one, if you made the dress green, would have been a dead ringer for Carol Burnette in her "Went With The Wind" sketch. Which then would have been a most epic cake win for the ages, in my honest Carol Burnette loving opinion
I don't know why but these gave me the giggles. It's as if they're not quite disasters, but off and awkward and wrecky enough to make them oh so very un-princesslike. By the time I saw the hulking torso on Belle (Emma's cake) I had tears running down my face.
There was this really, really, really AWESOME sale on eyeliner that week!!!.
Ok does anyone else notice the eerie resemblance the princess(?)in blue has to Joan Rivers? Just saying.
@Ginger, the Ariel on the first cake looks EXACTLY like Donna Noble! Thanks for the Whovian lolz.
That last one looks like Belle in drag!!!!!
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!!!!!!! If the real Disney Princesses would of seen these nightmarish cakes that only a Evil Wicked Queen would of conjure up with thier evil magic. They would of screamed bloody murder!