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A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

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- Jen
Tuesday
Nov182014

Obama's New Groove

One of Mike B.'s friends ordered an Obama cake for another, more politically-inclined friend. You know, something like this:

But apparently the baker didn't hear him right over the phone, because instead...

they got this:

Yes, a llama. I swear I'm not making this up.

According to Mike, once she discovered the mistake the baker offered to replace the cake for free, but the guys wouldn't let her. Because, c'mon, that is one awesome llama.

 

Hey Mike B, squeakity squeakers squeak squeak 'um.

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Reader Comments (97)

Bwaahahahahaheehehehehehehoooo....*cough*

Oh man, that is greatness. :D

November 18, 2014 | Unregistered CommenterAmanda H.

That cake is so far past a fail, it is a success!

November 18, 2014 | Unregistered CommenterRachelCrazyMum

Obama, bama, mo-ma-ma
Bo-na-na, fana, bo-ba-ma
Mee-mi mo-ma-ma
Faux Llama!

November 18, 2014 | Unregistered CommenterSharyn

That's a good llama...it's actually RECOGNIZABLE as a llama...which makes this an Epic Wreck...or Wreck Epic...at any rate, I agree with RachelCrazyMum it passed up fail and flew right into FTW!!! :-D

November 18, 2014 | Unregistered CommenterVaBeach alemaP

I llamanate this cake "best mistake cake ever!"

November 18, 2014 | Unregistered CommenterLorie

Love the reference from "The Emperor's New Groove" which is one of my all time favorite Disney Movies and the only time that I heard legendary singer Tom Jones singing a Salsa number in the film's opening!

November 18, 2014 | Unregistered CommenterBigg3469

I don't think I believe that story; but if it gives an excuse to reference "The Emperor's New Groove", I'll take it!


[Editor's note- Hi Erica. Yeah, I was right there with you. I showed Jen when it came in and we both said it was unbelievable. Then, I emailed the submitter and got more background and I'm completely convinced that it's true. I just hope we hear from the baker today since I'd love to know more. -john (thoJ)]

November 18, 2014 | Unregistered CommenterErica

They are such INTERESTING-looking creatures. Know what else is interesting? That cake--the textural aspect. It reminds me of the llama cakes that my grandmother use to knit for me... =^-.-^=

November 18, 2014 | Unregistered Commentersendingtheclowns

If that cake were a stuffed toy it would be a dolly llama....

November 18, 2014 | Unregistered Commentermel

There once was a man called Obama
Whose cake looked much like a llama
'Twas such a big fail
Caused some to bewail
But others considered it karma!

Too political??!

November 18, 2014 | Unregistered CommenterRachelCrazyMum

Another "Emperor's New Groove" fan signing in. An underrated gem of a movie.
A catchphrase in our house is: "Why do we even HAVE that lever???!!!!"

This cake also allows me to quote Ogden Nash:
The one L lama, he's a priest,
The two L llama, he's a beast.
And I will bet my silk pajama
There isn't any three L lllama.

(To which someone told him large fires can sometimes be three "L-lllamas" which makes sense if you live in Boston.
I believe this cake is definitely a three-L lllama. Maybe four.

November 18, 2014 | Unregistered CommenterFM

Thanks for the laugh! I can always count on you for a quick pick-me-up. Go OLlamaNation!

November 18, 2014 | Unregistered Commentermary fisher

That's one awesomely amazing llama! Uh-huh!!

November 18, 2014 | Unregistered CommenterKay

Thank you for making my day...my week...my month. I laughed so hard I snorted my soda onto the computer and didn't even mind mopping it up. That llama was very well done and recognizable. The back story really does make it an epic fail...almost a 360 degree, come back to better than what it was supposed to be. How funny!

November 18, 2014 | Unregistered CommenterNancy

This may be my most favorite wreck of all time. It's a good llama for one, and two there are Emepror's New Groove references everywhere. Seriously, one of the most underrated Disney movies for sure! Y'all made my morning!

November 18, 2014 | Unregistered CommenterAllie

*Insert political joke*

November 18, 2014 | Unregistered Commentermindy1

Como se llama?

November 18, 2014 | Unregistered CommenterChris

Waaaaah!!! Llama-face!!! lol

November 18, 2014 | Unregistered CommenterKatie J.

http://youtu.be/bHNczNvOnGc

November 18, 2014 | Unregistered CommenterDan

Not only was this post itself full of awesome sauce, but the responses are the best ever! You guys are freakin hilarious. And if I had a dollar for every time my husband and I did the whole "So I put myself in a box..." routine, I'd be a rich woman. A forgotten gem, hidden in the shade of more famous movies.

November 18, 2014 | Unregistered CommenterNewb

I have laughed just as hard at the comments as I have the cake wreck! OMGosh!!

November 18, 2014 | Unregistered CommenterAngela

Thank you so much for making me laugh out loud in my office! I just introduced my 5 year old to 'The Emperor's New Groove' last week and he loved it! And I loved that he loved it! Thank you!

November 18, 2014 | Unregistered CommenterKristiS

Emperor's New Groove FTW!

Great-great-great-great-great.......

I want this cake.

November 18, 2014 | Unregistered CommenterMargie

Belly laugh hilarious. I'm impressed with the thought, effort, and skill that went into that llama. In fact, that llama is so good others might want one just like it. It could become the new decorating fad. And just think of the resulting black-flecked poo swirls with eyes that you'll get to post!

November 18, 2014 | Unregistered CommenterKelly

Thank you for using puns from the most under appreciated Disney movie. Love. It.

November 18, 2014 | Unregistered CommenterTina

Oh man!! I am still laughing about this! That is a dang good llama! And, I'm so glad you used The Emperor's New Groove - such an under appreciated movie.

November 18, 2014 | Unregistered CommenterAmelia

Oh, bummer.

November 18, 2014 | Unregistered CommenterSandy

I wish I could "like" comments. You guys are hilarious! This post made my already pretty good day even BETTER! There is nothing I do not like about it!

November 18, 2014 | Unregistered CommenterJenon.

"Yayyy, I'm a llama again! ... Wait."

November 18, 2014 | Unregistered CommenterJoanne

Llama llama on a cake
Too well done to call mistake.
You're a very lovely llama
So much better than Obama.

November 18, 2014 | Unregistered CommenterTheola

Hilarious!!! It's a really good Llama too. The reader comments are cracking me up

November 18, 2014 | Unregistered CommenterBhuckmama

Now that's a llama I would vote for!

November 18, 2014 | Unregistered CommenterVICKI B

" Tina, you fat lard, come get some DINNER!... Tina, eat. Food. Eat the FOOD! '

(Editor's note: now I MUST watch Napoleon Dynamite again! - the wrecksistant)

November 18, 2014 | Unregistered CommenterThe Former CB

I'm soooooo glad they insisted on keeping the cake. And I hope they gave no explanation to the recipient--I think that giving llama cakes should become the next "thing".

November 18, 2014 | Unregistered CommenterHeather

I love the cake, but I love even more that so many people here are fans of The Emperor's New Groove. I also think it is one of Disney's best, and I don't understand why it gets overlooked. Maybe because there are no princesses to market? But llamas! So cute! And now I want a llama cake for my birthday! It's almost as if this cake were falling over the cliff of failure, but then the audience here is all, "I snatched you right out of the air!"

November 18, 2014 | Unregistered CommenterJenK

I love the llama! (Although with those demon eyes, it should be in AU Jared Is backyard).

Oh no, wait. That was an alpaca.

November 18, 2014 | Unregistered Commenterkelly k

Llama, Llama, duck?

November 18, 2014 | Unregistered CommenterMary

Wow, that's a really nice llama! I doubt most bakeries could do a llama that nice if asked to do it. Some may not even know what a llama is!

November 18, 2014 | Unregistered CommenterLisa

That wreck is so epic, it's exceeded 88 miles an hour!!

November 18, 2014 | Unregistered CommenterDenita TwoDragons

Nah, they got this cake exactly right. :-)~

November 18, 2014 | Unregistered CommenterSarah

I bet OllamaCare is more affordable.

November 18, 2014 | Unregistered CommenterDelilah

Love the Llama!!! Though I feel the need to point out the misplaced apostrophe on the original Obama cake! lol

November 18, 2014 | Unregistered CommenterAngie B

That llama is way better than that Obama anyway! I think I may request it for my next cake...

November 18, 2014 | Unregistered CommenterChrissy

My 12 year old son looked at my computer, tilted his head and said "Well... At least they made a brown llama and not a beige one..."

November 18, 2014 | Unregistered CommenterHelen

Thank you Jen and John (thoj) for this epic so-great-a-fail-it's-not!

And thank you, CW community, for staying apolitical. What a great group!

November 18, 2014 | Unregistered CommenterAngelaS

THAT'S RACIST! lol

November 18, 2014 | Unregistered Commenterbnb

Here's a llama, there's a llama, and another little llama, fuzzy llama, funny llama, llama llama duck.

Also, I dreamed Daddy kissed a llama.

November 18, 2014 | Unregistered CommenterCarol

Donnie Darko Llama...

November 18, 2014 | Unregistered CommenterEllen

@mel:
VERY punny!! I've groan accustomed to your pace!

November 18, 2014 | Unregistered Commentersendingtheclowns

ROFLMAO!

Ahem,

I ordered a cake of Obama,
but it came out as a llama.
I'd ask for another,
but I'd rather not bother,
'cause it's likely to look like yo' mama.

November 18, 2014 | Unregistered CommenterTricia L

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