Whoaaaa MAN.
January 13, 2014 [putting on sunglasses]
[lighting groovy cigarette]
[signalling groovy bass player to start groovy bass music]
CAKE!
So sad, bra.
;)
Standing like Santa,
;)
Grilling like gangsta...
I wonder who gives out more
COAL.
[whispering]
As the ephemeral frigidity succumbs to day's full wrath...
;)
My cone melts.
CAKE!
Sad.
Cake.
Dripping like mad
;)
Come back to my pad
I'll make you
a
sprinkle
surprise.
;)
Hey Jane, hand me
that shovel.
Why's it always have to be snakes?
;)
Popsicle.
;)
IN MY FACE.
[blows out candle]
Thanks to Kristin and Gary H., Ashley B., Ellen M., Mab R., Wendy H., Rachel J., & Margot V. We're all snapping our fingers in your direction.
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Reader Comments (58)
The 1/4th sheet with the cones and mustaches comes from the factory that way. Alot of the cakes you get that are on the shelf nowdays are made in a factory. We just tag em and put em out.
I'm just glad you told me those were frog cupcakes, because I sure wasn't getting it!
#4: "Baked with Pride"....The sad part is that either A) it was , or B) they were....blegh.
@TLC: When I'm high, I AM Odetta. Let's get naked and smoke!
@Carol: EFFULGENT!
@Jodi: BUT! Do you remember the well known fact that there's a secret society of the five wealthiest people in the world, known as The Pentavirate, who run everything in the world, including the newspapers, and meet tri-annually at a secret country mansion in Colorado, known as... The Meadows?
Jen, you're one of my favourite bloggers. You'd be my favourite, but you smell like French onion soup.
HEED! MOVE!
Storm
Am I the only person who thinks that snake cake is actually kind of cute?
The fact that this post referenced "So I Married An Axe Murderer" made me fall in love with this site all over again.
HEED, GET YOUR MOTHER THE PAPER, IF YA CAN.
If I'm not mistaken, the label for the Santa wreck says "yellow cupcake bumply satin".
Love the post, but....that's totally not Santa! That's the icon for Winnipeg's Festival Du Voyageur! http://festivalvoyageur.mb.ca/en/
I moved away 22 years ago and I instantly recognized that little guy (still a crappy version of him, though!)