And Now, A Crappy Song From Aladdin

 I can show you poo swirls

 

  Shiny, glistening, fetid!

 

Wreckerator, just when did you cast 

all good taste aside?

 

   

I can open your eyes

 

Take you blunder...

 

... by bluuuunder

 

Cakey dreams torn asunder

as the giant cupcake sighs.

Day glow poo swiiiiiirls

A new, wrecktastic form of goo!

I think that WE should go. Let's TAKE it slow!

I hear the bride is screaming...

 

No more poo swiiiiirls!

They're just not something you should chew

So, let's be candid here:

It's crystal clear!

that gangrenous poo swirls 

will never do.

Thanks to Cameron F., Holt, Carrie G., Eric C., Erin E., Talia B., Marlissa D., Anony M., Meagan B., and Anne for opening up whole new worlds of wreckage.

Comments

[Stoich91]

HURK

[Erin]

Very nice Disney song/wreck mashup. Bravo!

[Will]

Sendingtheclowns: I've been reading Cake Wrecks for quite a while, and yes there have been plenty of nasty cakes (the blue dead baby, for one) but this was the first post that triggered my gag reflex, which ain't easy. YMMV, of course.

[sendingtheclowns]

@Will:
"Don't touch that dial!" --There's always more where these came from. ((Yay!))
=^~.~^=

[Laura Saxon]

Hilarious! Thanks for sharing.

[custom cakes in pune]

well i'am in love with that spider fashionist. it looks superb :D

[Liv]

Cake #5: All it needs now is a glistening, pink pile of frosting XD

[Jackie]

I sang that whole thing out loud in my office. Fantastic...lol.