♫ Bulbous-nosed witches who probably eat kittens

Messages piped out that should be rewritten
(Supposed to read "Congratulations Wojtek From Thunder Road")
Cakes decorated with smeared silly string

Bakers make some of the wreckiest things!
Is that a tongue sticking out of that poodle?

Were they attempting to make ersatz noodles?

"Congradulations" with Doritos rings

Bakers make some of the wreckiest things!
Plumber's jeans that don't quite cover their "assets"

Creepy-faced smiley with too-thick eyelashes

Harry and Gollum and wands holding rings

Bakers make some of the wreckiest things!
Though these dogs might

Be all frosting
Though these cakes are bad!
I simply remember these wreckiest things

And then I just can't
Feel sad! ♪
BIG thanks to Katie G., Victoria L., J.R., Vanessa M., Lisa H., Pete Z., Andrea G., Darla H., Becca T., Rachel L., and J.C. You know you're my favorites, right?
Reader Comments (53)
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um, the Gollum and Harry cake? yeah.
(Hairy Gollum? eyewwwwwwwww that would be creepier than the current Gollum)
mel, I have no words (really, you used ALL the good ones- what's up with that?) ;)
(and I also got the "applause" joke in your follow up post)
KarateLady, sorry, I had an attack of the sleepies last night and never booted up my 'puter.
Oh my gosh! I never thought I'd be happy to see a cake of mine on this site but I am smiling at the appearance of the butt cake. In my defense, I made this a number of years ago and it was completely intentional! A customer requested that cake, with those specifications, for her husband that had just passed his plumber tests. It still "cracks" me up!
now as Haiku:
cake's not really wrecked
though the butt of many jokes
thanks for the comments!
@Amy: You've made a truly masterful butt cake -- it's not here for execution, just subject matter. I'm sure the customer was thrilled. Like you, it "cracks" me up!