I Say, "Stand Over There"

[With Apologies to Aretha]

Each day when I wake up

And think of our nasty break up

I bake another cake...

or two!

 

While torching your chair now

 

 While wondering which hussy's there now

 

I bake another cake for you!

My business 

Is booming...

 

 These things sell so well

 

 I really ought to thank you!

I'm better off single, 

I'm mending my heart

 

  ...and I don't miss you!

So, goodbye forever, that's how it must be

I'm making LOTS of money

 AND DON'T HAVE TO SHARE IT WITH YOU!

Thanks to Angelica L., Carol J., Julie B., Becky C., Kimberly, Chebrutta, Shawn, Adriel H., and Sophie S. - and don't worry, hon, there's no hidden message here...

Comments

[Elephant in the Room]

The first cake is a copy of a cake they did on Cake Boss (the one on there was better looking). It's supposed to be a breakup cake, the lady who got it had recently broken up with her fiance. http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-v0gWAjgJgrg/TiAS4rkjWlI/AAAAAAAAAHA/gaiDblNNLv8/s1600/DSCF0942.JPG

[FM]

I get the break-up cakes, the divorce cakes . . . what I DON'T get is why someone would make a "3-D Old Recliner" cake. Apparently someone sees the need because they even gave it an order number: "Hey, Linda, we got another order for an A-211!"
"No, problem--we just got in another vat of mold!"
Eeeaaaaagh.

[TREKKIE]

Good Lord That First One has a big penis on it's... whatever that is...

[Coleslaw]

Oh, I thought that hussy cake was my grandma... All those wrinkles crammed into a tight space...

[sparkling74]

I love looking at the cake pictures but today was the first time I laughed out loud. You Complete You and At Last At Last had me rolling.

I hate those bride and groom cakes where the bride is kicking the groom off or dragging him somewhere or putting him in handcufs. I think it's such a sad commentary on their relationship and though it's tongue in cheek, there must be a reason , right?

[Patti]

It is never ok to put a real condom on a cake. Never.

[steelhorse]

I'm really going to have to recommend a mammogram for whoever modeled for that hussy cake. Just sayin'.

Yeah... that's right. Breast cancer humor. Funny stuff, huh?

[lyndsay]

fine move home big baby just cracked me UP. !!!

[Wreckophile #1]

That's the angriest smiley face I've ever seen!