Well, MY Childhood Is Ruined
October 2, 2012 [singing] "M-I-C..."
I see BOOBIES!
"K-E-Y...."
[sobbing] WHY? WHY? WHY??
"Mic-key, O-M-GEEEE!"
[crickets chirping]
So...
While we all struggle to cope with this assault on our inner child, I have a few questions:
1. Is Mickey protecting the boobies? 'Cuz he looks like he's going, "Whoah, whoah, whoah, there, kids! Nuthin' to see here! Move along! Ha-hyuck!" (Wait, that's Goofy's laugh, isn't it? Sorry. I guess Mickey's is more of a "Hoo-HOO!" WHICH IS TOTALLY APPROPRIATE, DON'T YOU AGREE?
2. Why is Mickey sitting on a big red dot? Is that the panic button? Because, I mean, if *I* had a panic button, I would totally be clicking it right now.
3. Boob cakes are usually made for bachelor parties. That's not a question; I just want you to think about that for a minute.
(Look, at some point this gets so disturbing that it rounds the bend back to "funny" again. I'm just doing my part to get us all to that point.)
And finally, and most importantly:
4. Does Minnie know about this?
Thanks - I think - to L.P., whose only explanation was, "It's hard to explain." Do tell, L.P. DO TELL.
Reader Comments (104)
Miley Cyrus's 6th birthday cake?
I have to go out on a limb here and say maybe someone who likes boobies and is a member of the furry fandom (they like anthropomorphic characters and some of the people there joke that the fandom is constantly destroying childhoods) got to request the cake.
Looks like someone's getting a "Mickey" for thier batchelor party (Nyuk,Nyuk,Nyuk!!), and if Minnie Mouse sees this cake..."Oh me oh my" the sparks are going to fly!!
You are so uptight that you have to censor a nipple made of frosting?