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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen
Thursday
Aug112011

He's Proud To Be An American

 "Hey baby, I've got your stimulus package right here."

 

 Thanks to Jana and Matt for rockin' out with their rockets/Liberty Bells/ten gallon hats out. It's been a blast, guys.

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Reader Comments (66)

You know, when Paul Revere rode through town, ringing his bells and waving his thing, he was warning the British that they couldn't take our cakes away. You Betcha!

We should have let them take some of the cakes...

August 11, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterSuBee

The real kicker: those four reasonably frosted (if flotsam-bedecked) cupcakes in the corners. Wreckerators, you obviously know how cupcakes are supposed to be presented. Why would you do this?

See your doctor for CCCs lasting more than four hours.

August 11, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterNaomi

What might that be?

August 11, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterKennedy

"See your doctor for CCCs lasting more than four hours." - Bahhahaha! That is to funny!

you do have to wonder what the wreckerators were thinking.

August 11, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterDawn Marie

They never said it wasn't Hard to ba an American... Stand Tall... :P

August 11, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterMari

*wipes tear* God Bless the USA!

August 11, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterPaige

"Now starred and striped - for HER pleasure!"

August 11, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterHarold

luckily my 3 yr old informed that it was a rocket. I'm glad he didn't share my thoughts.

August 11, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterJenn

LMAOOOOO I so want one of those!

August 11, 2011 | Unregistered Commentermiss_paper

I looked at that cake for several minutes trying to decide what it is supposed to be. It's either the letter T, a ten gallon hat, or half of a twin tower. But we all know what it REALLY look like, lol.

August 11, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterFreudianslip

Blue tip with the white spots? He may want to have that seen by a doctor...

August 11, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterJennnn

Are those stars or pleasure nubs at the top

August 11, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterTina

What I don't get is why they felt the need to add on four cupcakes to the...ehm...package.

August 11, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterMary

Is that a rocket in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

August 11, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterMina

I just busted out laughing when I saw the cake. Oh man. Best headline for a cake. EVER. Thanks guys :D

August 11, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterJulie R

SuBee.....I love you. The cake, I would proudly display as a way for our founding fathers to pull strength from to work tirelessy get rid of slavery

August 11, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterSmokinDrinkinMomma

"America, F#@$ yeah!"

August 11, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterAunt NeNe

Location, location, location!

August 11, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterTerri

Best laugh I've had in a while. You always brighten my day. :)

August 11, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterJenn

You seriously need a thumbs-up or +1 thing for some of these awesome comments!

August 11, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterKimberly Chapman

Well at least they got 50 little "star" dots on the cake. But I gotta wonder what the cupcakes represent... support pillars to hold up something that big???

August 11, 2011 | Unregistered Commentermommyoftwo

Red streaks and bumps at the tip? This may be something that can't be washed off! :)

August 11, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterJen @ Cup a Dee Cakes

Perchance those "cornercakes" (tm) are to keep the plastic lid from mooshing the icing on the ... ermmm... thing.

August 11, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterAnneke (Mudhooks)

Ooo lookie at the plastic rings on the cupcakes...so nice when a cake has a theme to it ]:-)

That picture (the presentation of that cake is priceless!) & these comments are just hilarious! I needed the laugh today!

August 11, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterLoo-E Loo-I

The cupcakes are in case you hafta stop for a snack, people! Why doesn't anyone know this??

August 11, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterLacyDale

Pure cakey comedy gold. Thank you Cake Wrecks!!!

August 11, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterMelanie B.

Ha!

August 11, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterLauren

I now have an urge to paint my "cupcake" all patriotically...

August 11, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterKen

Cupcake cake (patooei) at it's best.

August 11, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterMegan

Sorry to ruin the fun, but it looks like a grave stone to me.

August 11, 2011 | Unregistered Commenterproud to be an American

@proud to be an American:
Freud would be intrigued.

August 11, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterKen

Great post, and some of the funniest comments I've ever read! Love your blog, and your fans are pretty darn funny, too!

August 11, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterLiz

"My fellow 'merkins"

August 11, 2011 | Unregistered Commentertoonfan

OH MY GOSH! Thats bad, makes you wonder though...... what were the wreckerators thinking?!?

August 11, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterHeather

...bwhahahaha...."my fellow merkins"...Love it!!!! (thank you toonfan!!!!)

August 11, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterAnne

YES... I have finally read every post. Every single post. Hah!

August 11, 2011 | Unregistered Commenterathena

I don't get it.

August 11, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterLou

Oh, that was great, Jen! And a "thumbs up" to all the commentators! Cake Wreck fans ARE awesome!

August 11, 2011 | Unregistered Commenterlisadh524

HOLY GUACAMOLE !

Posts are just popping up everywhere!
And um... nice "rocket".

August 11, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterFluffy Cow

Looks like someone picked up a bad case of spachlacoccus at Jerry's party earlier.

August 11, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterSharyn

and the fact that guy is holding the cake in kind of a suggestive location isn't helping.

August 11, 2011 | Unregistered Commenterarchersangel

(Blushes)

August 11, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterNYCGirl

Oh my gosh. I came here to look for photos I could feature on my blog. Something tells me I won't be featuring this one! At least it was good for a laugh.

August 11, 2011 | Unregistered Commenterkrista

mommyoftwo said there were 50 dots and I "had" to count them myself (no, I don't KNOW why I felt that compulsion) and, now, I feel kind of dirty for staring at it so long...

o.O

we're gonna need more eye bleach!!

August 11, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterBarbara Anne

Are those patriotic IUDs on the 4 lone cupcakes?

August 11, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterRev W

I busted out laughing! and the comments. I love ... cakewrecks...(I decided I shouldn't write I love coming here...) ;-)

August 11, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterJB

Just be glad they didn't put the blue part down by the..errr...ummm....two rounded parts...of the general..cupcake area. ok..I'm going to shut up now.

August 11, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterRobyn

Is that a cupcake cake (patooey!) in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?

August 12, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterLisa

Look, I get people wanting to show off their patriotism but... this is a TAD excessive, doncha think?!

Unless your nickname for your significant other is 'Lady Liberty' , i don't really see the point!!!

August 12, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterBeth

Go Stars and Stripes!

August 12, 2011 | Unregistered Commenterclarity enhanced diamonds

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