Thursday
Feb172011
Twins' Night Out
February 17, 2011 
[singing]From a distance,
You look liiiike some boobs,
Even though I know you're not.
From a distance,
How could I eeeeaaaeeever choose,
A sleeping jughead tot?
From a distance,
We've all had enough,
And this won't be allowed to stand.
And there is no way - no how
That you cannot seeeee!
Big frosted tracts of land.
And there is no way - no how
That you cannot seeeee!
Big frosted tracts of land.
Thanks to Gina C., who would like to remind bakers that God is watching us.
Reader Comments (84)
HA!! That's so funny - I really did see boobs when I saw the cake.
Thanks for keeping me laughing!
Even if they didn't look like boobs, they are still super creepy!
What??? No jokes about "the twins"? Seriously, I spit coffee from just seeing this cake!!
They have HUGE tracts of land.
Bette Midler and boob/baby cakes. I love this day already.
WV: enduf
I have had enduf of having a stubbed up nose.
I need brain bleach.
Even when you said they weren't breasts, that's still all I could see. Until I noticed the eyelashes.
Creeeeepy.
I had too look back before I noticed they were babies. LOL
Horrible!
*Bleck*
CRAP! Now I have that darn song in my head!
Thanks Jen! :P
Oh my, what a gaudy spectacle!
I nipple, oops, I mean *notice* that the boobies, oops again, *babies* look like they came from the pregnant torso cake pan, minus the belly. I see they found a clever use of the "nose".
wv: plerses: One baby plerses one baby equals twins.
okay, that's SO wrong. Just SO wrong. That's all I could say when I looked at this.
Mixed emotions:
I adore a good song parody -- thank you!
I will never be able to see a pacifier without thinking of nipples again -- darn you!
And it's even the wrong end of the pacifier to bring that image to mine!
I'm so confused now.
Monty lives on! HUGE tracts of land indeed! Bwhahahaha!
wv:senso. Nice to realize that others share my odd? senso humour.heh.
Okay, so before I scrolled down to the commentary I thought - good heavens! Why isn't this cake being censored like the other topless cakes she's posted??
Oh my... really? They really took a torso cake and make "babies" out of it? Those nipple-noses are just so wrong!
The first thing I thought was, "WHAT THE -what is on those boobs??!!
Then... I saw eyes.. and...hair? Metalic, shiny hair? And infant hair bands--REAL infant hair bands?
OMG it's supposed to be twins! Well, they got the twins right, but not twin babies...
Thank you, this was exactly what I needed on my break this am.
Um, that does not look like a torso pan to me. Looks like a sheet/rectangle, with 2 half balls and a smaller sheet/rectangle.. this was deliberately constructed... poorly..
This is... I don't even know what. I think I'm going to go with creepy.
>>And it's even the wrong end of the pacifier to bring that image to mine!<<
Oops. Meant "mind," of course.
Typo, not Freudian slip, really!
I am just imagining everyone at this shower (I am hoping it was a baby shower cake...) ooohing and aaaahing over this creation out loud. And wondering if they were able to control their hidden terror or laughter when the person who made or ordered this cake was in the room.
Or sleep that night.
Babies, boobies...it's a natural mistake, I suppose.
Nine months after she opened her erotic cake business, Tina started to get numerous requests for a different kind of cake. She did not have the capital to invest in new pans, so she had to get creative.
WV: cableduc. I have no idea what it is, but it sounds like a great product name! Even the way the letters came out made a cool-looking logo!
Oh! Is this what is meant when one refers to them as "The Girls"?
HUUUUUUUUGE traaahcts oov laaahnd!
WV - Conses: Do I even have to explain? Aheh.
Calling Otto Titsling! Those girls need the influence of his Over-the-Shoulder Boulder Holder.
This is nice also loved the lyrics :)
That's almost scary, especially since I have twin girls. *shudders*
Interesting nip...errr... pacifiers...yeah, that's what my hubby would call them too...LOL
wv: eneblum - what you do when you help someone along
It took me a while to see what the cake was *supposed* to be as well.
Then I started thinking of ways they could have very easily made the cake less "questionable" in appearance.
A simple brush of food coloring on the cheeks would have gone a LONG way. NOT putting a scalloped border around the bottom that looks like a lace under-bust bustier would have been a good call too.
Word verification:
pying.
Haz yoo been 'pying on meee?
Huge... tracts of land! Love it!
Haha! "Huge, huge... tracts of land!"
It took me a good 5 minutes to see something other than boobs on this cake. I was trying to figure out why they had pacifier pasties on.
Yeah...all I was seeing were boobs. And since I'm at work, I was scrolling quickly so that the detention kids wouldn't be looking at the picture wondering what I was doing!!
Can't...comprehend...logic behind this. O_o
GAH! Song... In head... Bleach! Bleach!
Donna said...
Interesting nip...errr... pacifiers...yeah, that's what my hubby would call them too...LOL
BWAhahahahaha
Ok, I guess everyone else will think I'm strange . . . but, if you remove the 'twins' I think it's actually a nice cake. IF YOU REMOVE THE TWINS.
wv: tifiders - ok, this was a lot funnier when, at first glance, I thought the f was a t.
As a twin...this cake TERRIFIES ME!!!!
Aahhh! (scream of delight) Monty Python reference! Jen, once again you have gone up another notch in my admiration. :-) (I saw boobs too)
Those look like boobs to me. Don't babies and boobs go together?
This obviously started out life as a lovely pregnancy cake. I suppose that the mother-to-be became a mother before the cake was delivered so they had to re-tool a bit.
I, too, saw boobies at first glance. You should put a note that it might not be SFW.
But it did make me snort after figuring it out.
Wee Bubby Boobies - priceless.
Manager: "Bevis, you got away with it the first time, but we can't keep doing this! I think I can save it -- get me some baby flotsam, stat! And put that coffee down!"
That's just wrong. I thought those boobs had weird nipples, and then I read that it was babies. lol
It looks like (besides the obvious) it should be the babyshower cake for Mr. Mackey..Mmm'kay.
I actually had to look for a few mins to see what it was SUPPOSE to be. WOW!!
Ah, I'm hearing Kathy Mattea in my head now - greeeaat. (I like her version of that song much, much better than Bette Middler. Must be the bagpipes.)
The cake? Um, er, ah, arrrrrRRRRggghhh!
TXRed
Holy what the heck! After I realized those weren't suppose to be giant boobs all I was trying to figure out is why the kids were sticking their tongues out at me. And then I realized those were pacifiers. Not to mention the children then look like their heads were severed off their bodies or something because there is no definition to anything under that blanket, either that or they are Siamese twins. No matter how you bake it, this cake is scary.
That's what I totally thought they were too when I first saw this cake!