Tuesday
Feb012011
Open Mouth, Insert... Shoe?
February 1, 2011 
Thanks to Richard, who knows better than to stick his nose in a lady's business.
Her cake business, I mean.
That is, her shoe cake business.
Um...er... Yeah.
So, how 'bout them camera angles?
Update: We had to host today's photo on Photobucket which means some of you can't see it. Sorry about that. We'll be back to our regular host tomorrow. -john
Reader Comments (74)
I seriously thought that was a vajazzled vagina. "Thanks" for the clarification.
That's disturbing.
*vomits*
I mean...uh...OH BOY! YUM YUM! This TOTALLY WHETS MY APPETITE...TIME FOR CAKE!
Nah.
*goes back to vomiting* :D
Yeah, way to easy... just going to keep my "lips" closed... *snickering*
Is that really a professional cake? Hmmm.....
That's a lot of piercings!
It looks like a deflated twinkie
I thought what DarkPrincess thought. LOL
WV: clinic TOO PERFECT!!
Six weeks after giving birth your llady business on that cake should be examined at your clinic.
Dear god, what is that thing?
I thought it was a Barbie Flying Saucer,
but like "vajazzled vagina" better.
In fact, I'm going to try to work the phrase "vajazzled vagina" into a conversation today. Wish me luck.
Wow, that's vajazzling!
get your minds out of the gutter! :D i thought it was a horribly bedazzled ballet slipper! swear ta gawd!
I thought it was a blood cell infected by some weird virus.
i didn't realize that "Tajazzle" added a cake as part of their ad campaign!
"Bling Your Fling" was bad enough, but now we're supposed to eat it, too?!?
I thought it was an attempt to be Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds...with a vajayjay...
What's worse is it looks like all the "21"s are written in... um... red... well... runny... er... nevermind.
Wow. I mean... Just... Wow.
Note to self: Be sure to check cakes from ALL angles before delivering.
Geez.
This made me think of dinner for shmucks when he was talking about not being able to find his wife's clitoris. XD
"FOUND IT!"
wv: dindsia: I dindsia shoe, I saw something else!
Camera angle...riiiiiiiggggghhhhht. Like that would help.
Reminds me of the "Everybody Loves Raymond" episode where Marie takes up art/sculpture. Without realizing it, she creates a huge statue that looks like..well...this "shoe". :-D
what, no one sees a girly kayak with blingy bubbles?
vajazzled vagina and Barbie flying saucer--LOL
and thanks for introducing us to Tajazzle. life just isn't complete without body bling, apparently.
Cake Wrecks I love you.
This cake needs stirrups. To put the shoes in.
Anonymous 9:39 am -
Perfect! You made me laugh.
That shoe needs to see a doctor!
I know shoes are supposed to me a woman's best friend but.,. wow xD
I saw a tongue with a lot of piercings first...then I realized that tongues don't have indents like that. D:
Hi five for DarkPrincess.
Rex Ryan would LOVE this cake!!
At least the shoe is a nice, healthy-looking color?
Hmmm.
NOT gonna say it.
~~Di
wv - thfiryst -- seriously, I doubt I'm thfiryst to think of it.
I was so confused about this at first. You said mouth so I thought, is that a tongue? Like..a pierced tongue? Which is weird enough as it is. And then there was talk of shoes...and other things...
I'm just weirded out. It makes you wonder what these people were thinking when they made the cake (oh duh...they weren't.)
@_@
I'm sorry to say that my mind was firmly in the gutter on that cake.
A shoe, you say? I thought it was part of the Body Piercing Spock costume.
Someone needs to keep the bedazzler away from their whoo-ha!
lol@ DarkPrincess! It's the twinkleherp.
Oh dear Lord...
That's unfortunate...and hilarious!
O...k. That's just wrong. lol
That's really discussing little bit confused from it but it's really aewsome.
Ouch! Those piercings look like they would hurt. Jen, as always, your commentary takes the cake.
WV: quablype
Quablype! That's one disturbing cake!
I really hope that this was for the "friends only" birthday party, because my first thought (okay- top three) was how disturbing it would be to share this cake with a grandparent. I'm afraid to ask about the blowing-out-the-candles photo.
WV : crento. Uhh, Lucy? We can totally c ur ento.
Aww.. I can't see anything that is hosted at photobucket!!
Hahaha! I totally didn't see a shoe, either.
at first i thought flying saucer, then i thought it looked like.....well that.
There's no angle in the world that would make this vision less horrifying...oh, not true...the underneath view might be betetr!
I'll have the broccoli today.
I'll have the broccoli today.
That many piercings would smart a bit, I should think... O_o