Decorating in the Meantime

This is why you never dine alone at fancy restaurants:

"I told you: my date is just really, really late! And who asked you, anyway?"

And this is why the Regional Transport Authority should always spell out their name:

I'm sure it's a pet name.

There's a fitness center in Dallas with the tag line, "Redefining the Fitness Experience." Something tells me the baker they hired for their anniversary cake didn't quite agree with that assessment, though:

"We're here to PLUMP [clap] you up!"

Hey, uh...guys? Has anyone checked with Justine about this?

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And to think: all we've got are hamburgers and a Guitar Hero competition.

Ryan W., Gilbert, Kelsey C., & Karen B., may your Labor Day weekend be as labor-free as possible. (Unless you're having a baby. [Which would be weird, in Ryan or Gilbert's case. (Unless it's their respective female counterparts who are in labor. [Which would be cool.])])

Comments

[Kitrina]

My sister had her baby the day before labor day 5 yrs ago... I told her that her timing was just alittle off :p

[akukoomori]

There's plenty of Justine to go around, you may need to print some more copies, but that can be done.

I'm more terrified by the hypothetical society where everyone has been required to read it...
( http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Justine,_or_the_Misfortunes_of_Virtue )

[Anonymous]

I can't help it but each time I look at the first photo I see a grasshopper on the dessert. Is it just me?

[K]

I visit CW's every so often & it never fails to amuse the hell out of me... great job :)

[shikishinobi]

I ahve a new acronim for the wreckorators who cannot spell. ADID. Attention Defisate Ilitterate Disorder.

[Ashley]

my husband, ian, is pregnant. it's really not that weird. :)

and it seems it wasn't weird for ryan w to be pregnant, either.

[Todd and Christie]

When I was in high school, I had a friend named Ratana and everyone called him "Rat." (Yes, Ratana is a boy, and yes, he comes from another country).

[Koli]

refining the fatness experience!! hahaha

[Octo-Dolls]

Just how much is it to buy a friend anyway?