Tuesday
Mar092010
Wedding Day Jitterbugs
March 9, 2010 Uh, guys? Somebody might want to call an exterminator.
Why?
Well, you know those "crawfish" on the wedding cake?
(Photo taken down at the request of the baker. Please enjoy this lovely photo of Epcot.)Yeeeah. They're looking a bit more like cockroaches.
Amanda L., those cockroaches look a lot more like cockroaches than any other cockroaches I have ever seen.
Cockroachescockroachescockroaches....
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Reader Comments (223)
Who would want bugs on their cake? That is disgusting.
La cucaracha, la cucaracha...
ummm.... those don't look like cockroaches to ME.... well maybe the first part of the word... plus hairy... eeek
That's what you get for ordering a wedding cake from an erotic bakery.
And let's call a spade a spade here. Those aren't crawfish.
Why would anyone have crawfish on their wedding cake? Even if they didn't look like cockroaches.
They look a bit phallic to me - phallic-stabbed-with-a-fork-looking. Why did your usually guttery mind not pick up on this?
They look like they belong on a groom's cake, if you know what I mean.
Michelle
COCKroaches *insert Beavis and Butthead laugh here* COCKroaches
and might I just say... EWWWW!
hahaha right...cockroaches...yep, that's what I see, too!
I, too, thought they looked a bit phallic. I saw it and immediately thought "OMG there's PEN1$ES on that cake!!" LOL!
I, too, thought they looked a bit phallic. Upon first glance, I thought "GROOMS CAKE!!!"
I'm all for originality, but this is just gross. Plus half the legs aren't even attached. And as some have mentioned, they don't exactly look like cockroaches either...
Going to find some brain bleach now...
oh boy... another Epcot already and the post has only been up for 12 minutes!
roballen... why do you think Jen called them COCKroaches?
Agreed with all the post-ers who said phallic.
Geez. They are centipenises, with their multiple appendages. Yikes.
Lily
Really?? With comments like these: "those cockroaches look a lot more like cockroaches than any other cockroaches I have ever seen" some doubt that you picked up on the visual???
I appreciate your subtle clues, Jen!
They actually look like penises that something is growing out on them. Other than that they just ruined a good looking cake.
Gross gross gross buggy friend!
they also look like Obscene Cockroaches, if you know what I mean...
Yikes! 'cock' roaches indeed!
I looks like they used the cookie cutter featured a few weeks' back. If I were the bride, I'd reconsider.
@roballen - I thought she did, by calling them cockroaches. ;)
Can you imagine, Here Grandma have a piece of pen... I mean cake.
reminds me of the http://cakewrecks.blogspot.com/2009/06/this-ones-for-ladies.html" rel="nofollow">space shuttle cake. with legs.
cockroaches, indeed.
I agree another poster....those don't look like cockROACHES to me either....Quite phallic!! LOL!!
Hello...
those are no crawfish-
that cake is naughty!!!
my thoughts exactly, they don't look cockroaches, just a weird looking part of a male's anatomy.
They don't look like cockroaches, but do look like a weird part of the male's anatomy.....
I agree with the rest...the first thing I saw was a phallic symbol.
Let me get this straight. This is a WEDDING cake? Ummm, yeah. Okay then.
I'm with the others that see something else in those "crawfish." Just glad that I'm not the only one who thinks that.
Glad to see that everyone else was thinking what I was thinking!
C'mon, those hairy wotsits aren't cockroaches or crayfish - eeeyuk!!!!
I'm glad you clarified that for me, because I was totally weirded out by the hair growth. ;)
I love how punny you are. We quote you late into the night, Jen.
I think they look kind of like diseased, or maybe bloody, male genitalia. Yikes.
That is just NASTY on SO many levels!
bleurgh.
Looks like bloody hairy penises.
Before you ever think that Jen missed something that you see, read her post again, and remind yourself how clever and observant and funny she is. Do that always.
They look like COCKroaches, indeed. Bet they're just having a BALL on that cake.
EWWWWW EWWW no thanks, I don't want any!
Wow... that cake really puts the (Anatomical reference) into (Anatomical reference)roach.
those are not COCKroaches lmao who the heck wants that on their wedding cake?
I'm wondering how the groom felt to have to cut INTO this cake...thinkin' it may have spoiled the wedding night.
Umm..yeah, I agree with a previous poster. Those cockroaches look like something a bit more private..
Amy B
heehee. You said, "cockroaches"
Wow, my condolences to whoever has to go through the comments today. Epcot meter approaching red?
Love the puns, Jen, even though it looks like many didn't get the hint ;-)
Cockroaches weren't my first thought.... I was thinking more along the lines of genitalia with legs. Grooooosssssss.............
Love Anna's Beavis and Butthead reference. :) That's what I heard when I read it.....
I also wonder if they are made of cardboard.... and why are they RED??!? GROSS!!!
(oh ya, they're supposed to be crawfish... riiiggghhttt...)
Um, eew.
Wow! That's just amazing... and not in a good way.
I've never noticed how much crawfish resemble bloody diseased male genitalia. After eating that cake I bet they had a ball of a wedding night.
Oh my.
I would guess that this cake originated in the South. Louisiana maybe?....
And Roballen, you totally missed the joke.....
I too appreciate the subtleties Jen and often can't wait to read all the comments. I hope they make you laugh and don't make you bang your head on the wall. Repeatedly.
And, come on Lily, "centipenises"??? Hilarious!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! COCKroaches! TOO FUNNY!!!