Wacked Out Wrecks

Some days you've really got to wonder: just what are they doing in bakeries these days?

And more importantly: if we ask, will they share?

After all, anyone who makes something like this:

(Blueberry iced cupcakes topped with wrapped cinnamon gum? Score!)

...is clearly beyond the party-pooping cares of "reality."

In fact, sometimes I come across a cake so bizarre, so insane, so what-were-they-thinking?? nuts, that I have no choice but to tip the ol' metaphorical hat in respect.

A Styrofoam cup embedded in mold-flecked balls of yellow "soda" surrounded by a poo wall?

[tipping hat] Well played, master Wreckerator. Well played.

Megan A., Desiree C., & Amber T., I wouldn't recommend zooming in on that "soda" unless you're on a diet.

- Related Wreckage: Merci!

Comments

[peewee]

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAH!!!!. That clown, racing the dog(?)bunny (?) hairy monster (??) I can't stop laughing.

[Megan]

I'm gonna go ahead and say this is the most WTF worthy post in CW history. Ho.ly. crap.

[Lela]

I am not a fan of clowns to begin with...so clown wrecks certainly don't help with that! :)

[Mira]

I...I have no words. Except those. Thank you for making my day just a little more surreal.

[cookie_monster]

FYI, Trident does in fact have a blueberry flavored gum (Wild Blueberry Twist) which I'm thinking is what is on the cupcakes. That said, it still is not an excuse to put gum on a cupcake. Eww. Bacon would almost be better.

I also am wondering what the poo-hound clown duo is racing or running from. Maybe attack of the moldy popcorn/soda poo platter?

[Katy]

These are disturbing... and that last one almost looks photoshopped it is so mind-blowing.

[Anonymous]

A clown riding a poo-dle!

[Anonymous]

I like how they labeled the cup, but evidently that isn't what needed to be labeled. They shoulda labeled the yellow junk.

[Cupcakes Lady]

A clown riding a Dog. Why o why? Crazy stuff. What were you smoking? lol xx

[Bobbijean]

My four year old and I have been looking at all the "professional" cakes here and he's coming up with some great ideas about these cakes. The clown riding the giant dog across the finish line is for "'Clown Day' celebrated only by people in the circus, because that's the only place you can see a dog that big"