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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen
Friday
Nov052010

Is It Just Me?


I'm just sayin'.

Hey, Donna I., what's the DEAL with those bananas?*

*That's my best Seinfeld impression. Sorry.

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Congrats to yesterday's give-away winners, Kay (the under appreciated teacher), Alexa@10:52, Friday18 & Galincal! And our Facebook winners are Clairewhodat Menck & Jacob Barstow! Please e-mail us your mailing addresses, guys.

And for the rest of you, comment on this post for your last chance at winning an autographed copy of Cake Wrecks, or the new Cake Wrecks wall calendar! Also watch our Facebook page for today's chance at the exclusive CW pin packs. (Winners will be announced in tomorrow's post.)


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Reader Comments (471)

Would love a calendar!

November 5, 2010 | Unregistered Commentercarandavis

The resemblance IS creepy.

November 5, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterSheri C.

Wow, that is one ugly monkey!

November 5, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterGrandmothering

That face is scary! But I've never liked Seinfeld, so maybe that's why I think so.

WV: velify-- Sino-American for "verify"

November 5, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterElissa

what's the deal with Seinfeld having boobs and a tail?

November 5, 2010 | Unregistered Commenterjo

I would love a copy of your book! And an autographed copy to boot? Awesome!:)
I love this site and I check it every morning. And sometimes in the afternoon too, just in case.:) Thanks for all the laughs. :)

November 5, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterMandy

Too funny! But I can't figure out the two big white boobs, oops, I mean blobs...Kiki B

November 5, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterKiki B

Please enter me in your contest! Would absolutely love to win your book. Thanks!!

November 5, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterAngie

What's the deal with CCCs (patooie!) always making me want to reach for the insulin?

November 5, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterAmanda in YYC

Uncanny!

November 5, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterSarah McNair

My 2 year old saw the cake and said, "Funny...cake...monkey!" He didn't have a comment for the Seinfeld picture, though. :)

-Mary

November 5, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterAnonymous

ME ME ME! I so want one of these books. (but am way too cheap to buy it for myself)

November 5, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterMichelle

Naw, there's absolutely no resemblance. Now, if Jerry were sporting a tail...

What the heck species of monkey is that supposed to be? It looks like the limbs & tail are attached with velcro and can be re-arranged at will. I want one!

November 5, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterFlartus

Wow. My son who loves monkeys was even confused by the atrocious monkey CCC.

November 5, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterCarebakes

Wow! It is NOT just you. The similarities are uncanny. And your impression was spot on, as well.

November 5, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterAnnie B.

You have to have a certain persona to be a star, you know, and I don't have that. I'm a banana. ~ Harvey Korman

November 5, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterMariea

Just one more cupcake here. And a little extra frosting there and voilà!!! Perfection. Yikes!

November 5, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterMel

baahaahaaahaaa!

That was Great...

I want to win something. Please? I lost at Trivia last night (sad face), went from first to third in the final round (wiping away tear), thanks.

November 5, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterTracey C.

Hope you don't go too bananas with your week long birthday celebration! If you start running around the house in your monkey suit, I am running for the hills.

November 5, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterMax

Yikes - what's up with his 3rd leg? Just sayin...

November 5, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterBekki

Ha Ha Ha!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Love it!

November 5, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterAlysa Sawyer

I'd love a calendar to help me get through the work week!

November 5, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterA.J.

trying again....my four kids and I love looking at your blog everyday....I know they would love to have your book

November 5, 2010 | Unregistered Commentergeenalyn

weeeiiird.

November 5, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterThe Boob Nazi

My husband once had a boss who introduced him at a special event as "the world's best second banana". What a cake wreck that could be...

WV: mersi--what said boss would have been saying if I'd been able to get my hands around his throat.

November 5, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterKeeley

Please enter me in your contest! I love your site!!!

November 5, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterRR Katie T

The resemblance is so obvious, and so frightening! I feel sorry for the poor kid who ended up with this wreck.

Your blog is too much fun. I only wish I could see the pictures at work. Darned overzealous school district filter!

November 5, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterShawndra

Last chance to win?! Oh no!

November 5, 2010 | Unregistered Commenterkappapsichica

What's the *deal* with bananas? They are basically the perfect fruit, prepackaged with no seeds to spit. That's the deal!

Love those CWs!

November 5, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterHandful of Love

twins! and what's up with the..um..belly of that monkey?

November 5, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterAmy

Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring
Banana phone!

November 5, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterJabby

That's just bananas.

November 5, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterTheHappyHomemaker

"And what is with all the poo flinging?"

Seinfeld monkey is almost as scary as that "Bee Movie" Seinfeld Bee.

November 5, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterDarkPrincess

That is one strong resemblance! Although, I bet Seinfeld would get a kick out of it!
Would love to be entered into your contest.

November 5, 2010 | Unregistered Commenterlent

Lets try one last time.

November 5, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterLogan

Ummmm.... my mind went another way with the middle of the "cake" there. A not very child friendly way.

michelle c.

November 5, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterMichelle

The resemblance is waaaaay too creepy! Eek! -Andrea C.

November 5, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterAJCarey258

This blog is legit the highlight of my day!

November 5, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterRobyn

I like winning!

November 5, 2010 | Unregistered Commenterflip flop mama

To me that looks more like Jay Leno.

November 5, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterPam

I would love a calendar!

November 5, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterJennifer R G

Sad bananas. That is all.

Oh, and I really want to win!

November 5, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterJenn

Pick me! Pick me! Pick me! Please...sad puppy face, fluttering eye lashes...

November 5, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterJulia

The resemblance is uncanny.

November 5, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterElizabeth

The resemblance is uncanny! Kramer was so much funnier than Jerry though.

Kramer: Yeah, but before I met up with her, I stopped to look at the monkeys, when all of a sudden I am hit in the face with a banana peel. I turn and look and there is this monkey really laughing it up. Then someone tells me that he
did it. Well, I pick up the banana peel and I wait for that monkey to turn around. And then I *whap* let him have it.

Jerry: Kramer, you threw a banana peel at a monkey?

Kramer: Well, he started it!

Jerry: It's a monkey, Kramer!

Kramer: Well, he pushed my buttons, I couldn't help it, Jerry.

Jerry: Well, I still think it's wrong.

Kramer: Alright, alright, fine. You take the monkey's side, alright, go ahead.

November 5, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterJen Price

At least it didn't look like Kramer...

November 5, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterCasey

Would love to win. I love your website. I share it with everybody while we are sitting around waiting for our daughters at gymnastics. They love it.

November 5, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterJennifer

These BANANAS are makin' me thirsty!

November 5, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterJenny

Wow! they look so much alike!
and because I LOVE this blog, and Jerry Seinfeld here is a funny monkey joke:

Q. What do you call a 2,000 pound gorilla?

A. Sir

haha hope I made you lol enough to win a book or calendar!

November 5, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterCDSquared

Used to work at a theatre. Jerry Seinfeld did his act there one time. I had to stand guard so the incoming personnel wouldn't go down to the dressing room where he was at. As the personnel were walking in, they asked me what I was doing there. When I told them, their attitude was "As if!" He had a sold out house, though.

November 5, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterMarie

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