Thursday
Apr022009
The Nose "No"s
April 2, 2009 These nosy Wrecks are certainly nothing to sneeze at.
We can always count on the drug companies for body part cakes, can't we, Amy S? Let's just hope that applicator isn't fully loaded. Oh, and that the cake isn't pistachio with lemon-glaze filling. Heheheh.
Ashley P. sniffed out a model that looks like a retro-fitted Space Invaders blaster:
To quote that guy from Geekologie: PEW PEW!
Celebrating a nose bleed: just one more occasion you never knew cakes were perfect for.
This next one may look like an adobe hut or cave entrance, but it's not.
I said "IT'S NOT." Work with me here, people, will ya?Anyhoo, this gratuitous up-the-nose shot was found by Jessica G., and I'm lovin' that white shell border. Because you always want your giant schnoz to have a delicate finishing touch.
This next one's a lousy photo, but only because Tara H. had to take a picture of a picture to get it:
Ah, nose hair and extraneous apostrophes: It just don't get no betta!
Reader Comments (76)
www.consumerist.com has mostly cakes as their thumbnails for yesterdays posts. Just wanted to let you know.
Maybe his name is Joe Blow and they are saying Joe Blow is another year. ehhhh....maybe not.
Otherwise, ick to them all.
This is just too crazy good
I find it hard to believe that people would actually eat this stuff
Onoz! ;P
There is just NO way I could ever eat a piece of nose... Ever. Especially the bloody one. Celebrating the loss/win of a "first" fist fight maybe? Ewwww... Gross, gross!
What?!?
No caramel-snot filling anywhere?
Doh...
I feel a sneeze coming on. :)
I wanna see a nose ring next time.
Angie (from over at www.HalfAssedKitchen.com)
The first one, other than the fact that it is a nose, is actually really well done. not sure I'd want to be the one that had to cut it though.
How timely. Here I am using ocean nose spray to avoid a nose bleed, and I get to stare at cakes of noses before breakfast. yum.
Certainly 'snot' the kind of cake I'd want to eat.
(I do love your humor Jen!)
OMG...love the plethora of stuff coming out the nostrils... but, the nose hair takes the cake. Heh.
okay. that last one REALLY got me. eww!!!
I'm thinkin of the nosebleed cake in the anime sense of a nosebleed. Maybe a bit of a perv getting the cake?
The
Whoops, got distracted. The others are snot funny is what I was gonna say. :-D
I love your blog. You crack me up everyday. This has also been an education as I never realized there were so many awful cakes out there. Who knew!
Love rhinoplasties?
Celebrate the latest schnoz
With beige buttercream.
I don't care if it's the best-tasting cake ever, I'm not gonna put any piece of those cakes near my mouth. Eeeeew!
I'm terrified of the first one. It looks so realistic, and why is there a syringe up its nose?! Tell me FluMist isn't a shot!
The nosebleed one kinda looks like a nose with vampire teeth... it's like those pictures of dracula with blood dripping down his chin. I guess those "teeth" are supposed to be tissues?
o_0
I wouldn't have known the second one was a nose if I had not seen the first one. And the nosebleed disturbs me more than most of the Creepy cakes you've featured.
And I don't like anything that is mustard yellow/gold unless its mustard or a golden retriever.
And imo, Joe Blow needs more nose hair...
The unnecessary apostrophe on the last cake is my personal favorite part of this post.
A nose-bleed cake? Um...ew. Not that the snot is any better.
The nose knows (that I don't want to eat it!)
.... and of course, this also wins an award for bad punctuation as well as being gross.
Thanks for the morning laugh. Now I need to go blow my nose though...
Yuck, those are gross! I don't think I would want to eat those. D:
I could have sworn the second one was a chicken...
A nosebleed cake. I can't imagine any reason why you could POSSIBLY need a nosebleed cake. Ewwwwww.
I suddenly feel a sneeze coming on...
Maybe the nosebleed cake was for that weird chick on America's Next Top Model.
No nose knows nose like nose knows nose!
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Aw gawd how could anyone eat that?
Those remind me of Double Dare! I wonder if any of the bakers hid flags in the nostrils?
Whatever FluMist is, it apparently makes ectoplasm shoot out the opposite nostril. Selling point?
WHO orders stuff like this?!
FluMist isn't a shot. It's sprayed into your nose though.
If I didn't know it was a nose, I would have thought that second cake was a bleeding turkey.
#2 looks just like my nose after my septoplasty (correction of my deviated septum)! I had white gauze hanging out of both nostrils. It was not pretty and I certainly wouldn't have memorialized it with a cake.
Of course, here I sit eating Thai food for lunch. I'm not sure whether my nose is running because of my food or your blog!
Body part-shaped cakes-- delicious!
I'm reminded of an exchange from the BritCom Red Dwarf.
"I see, he was a technician, so the cake's in the shape of a spanner... It's a good thing he wasn't a gynecologist."
hehehe I love your blog, but not always comment...
I don't know if you have seen this cake yet
http://www.papofurado.com/festa-aniversario-da-gracyanne-na-casa-do-belo.html
gracyanne is Belo's fiancée. She's the first from left to right, Belo is the second.
if you want to see other photos of the cake you can make a google search for: "gracyanne" "aniversário" "bolo"
and you should get a lot of pages...
quite an old happening actually but just now I thought about pointing it out
One word.
EWWWWW!
and always remember...
never kiss your honey
when your nose is runny.
you may think it's funny...
but it's snot.
If you have trouble making a nose-shaped cake, are you entitled to sing "Nobody nose the touble I've seen"?
No, no, no, no, no, no, NO!!
The second one looks like a bleeding chicken to me haha!
eh! We got off easy on the nose bleed one. I mean only drips of blood, not a flowing pool of it. It's almost done tastefully (for a nose bleed cake). ok, maybe not!
~Melba
A nose bleed cake? Ewww!
~Amy B
These made me positively nauseous!
So which one do you all like the best?
C,mon Pick a Nose!
LOL ;-P
WV: Shismi- what the drunk husband replied when the wife heard him stumble in late at night and called out to ask him "Who's there?"