Thursday
Dec312009
Way to "Go," Dad
December 31, 2009 There are no words....
to explain these words:
My, my. "Daddy" looks rather flushed, doesn't he?
Frankly, I'm not sure which would be more disturbing: a father giving this cake to his daughter, or someone referring to any kind of toilet activity as "daddy love." [gagging] Yeah. Ok, well, if you'll excuse me, I have to go hack up a hairball now.
Solli S., you're #1 in my book. (And #2 in "Daddy's.")
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Reader Comments (77)
That's some ugly tile. It looks like his toilet is on graph paper.
All I can think is that it's a cake FOR Daddy, with love from Beth.
For Daddy
Love, Beth.
What is sitting on the back of the tank?
How was this even acceptable to the baker/decorator?
I have no comment....*shudders*
Oh man... now I'm going to have that image stuck in my brain all day...
Maybe it was supposed to say "TO Daddy, Love Beth"
What a difference 2 letters can make.
If it said that, it would make lots more sense.
I...I just don't get it. What kind of message is that?!?!
wv: whijna: the sound I made when I couldn't think of a real word to describe my horror upon seeing this "cake"
I wonder if there's a chocolate kiss in the bowl...
I'm not afraid to say it...Time to call DSS. Something is NOT right! No matter the angle I try, this cake is wrong. I am not easily offended....butt...
Well executed AND profoundly disturbing...what can be better! Makes one think of the old adage that you can tell a great deal about a person by how they eat their chocolate Easter bunny. Make mine a piece from the....never mind, I think I'll start my New Year's resolution early.
Sense: This cake makes none.
-Katie
It's all in the punctuation, or lack of it.
Daddy. Love, Beth.
Daddy Love. Beth
Daddy, Love Beth
I took it as Beth giving Daddy the cake, maybe on the anniversary of her toilet training? Anyway, ick.
It's sad, as the cake is actually fairly well done. I want to know if the decorator did just what the person asked for, or if the decorator came up with this idea. *shudder*
I'm going back to my New Year's clock cake now....
Oh my word. I would love to know the story behind this cake. Even though I suspect it'd make me vomit.
Well, I suppose the other alternative is that it might have been intended to mean "_To_ Daddy, love Beth", which is still pretty disturbing, if that's the enduring image Beth has of her father.
Truly bizarre. Why would anyone think that was a good idea?
wv: acches- thinking about that cake gives me head acches
Maybe it's For Daddy with Love from Beth? Which is just as creepy really.
Jennie :)
umm, which part of this cake do I want to eat? NONE.
Are people having trouble with ideas for cakes?
Ellen G.
Is this a REAL cake?
Is it??
Mocking
Not to question your cake authoritative-ness but this doesn't look like a cake to me.
I really, really, really hope there is an inside joke that we're just not getting here. Please, because I just don't think I can handle it otherwise.
It's beautifully made but I'd really like to know the story behind it because with those words it's... odd.
ohmygosh. what kind of a cake is that anyways?
Wishing you Jen & JOhn the best in 2010! Thanks for the amazing (?) cake wrecky year! To many more!
Whatever you do, don't google image search "toilet cake"....ewww....
GROSSSSSSSS!!! Dude...who would do this? This is hella tasteless.
Or it could be "Daddy: Love Beth." Like, "Love Beth or she'll take a picture of you on the toilet and post it all over the Internet."
Also, confirmation word: shemixes. What are those? Remixes made by girls? Remixes of girls?
This is so not a cake!
knew someone who used to make "toilet cakes" (complete with mini-tootsie rolls in the bowl and some clear yellow-ish frosting to represent, well, you know... ). why someone would do this for people, i'm not sure.. she thought they were hysterical. I can't understand the humor of this "gag" gift, quite.
Perhaps all that is missing is a question mark? A la "Daddy Loves Beth?" Since Daddy's affection might be in doubt upon receiving such a cake--especially if done in public.
creepy
Dibs on the toilet brush!
Several readers say:
"Maybe it's For Daddy with Love from Beth?"
Which makes more sense HOW?
This cake is actually well-executed, but why, why, why???
I just hope and pray that this cake was not made for my friend who has a daughter named Beth. Beth doesn't seem insane to me, though, so I'm guessing not.
what the what?!?!
i can't ... i just ... don't ... whaaa?!
nothing good can come of this.
nothing.
Does make a habit of walking in on Daddy going potty?
Or is 'Beth' the name of the toilet?!?!
A lot of folks seem to lack a sense of irony.
Are all of you ACTUALLY shuddering, or are you just putting it in your posts for dramatic effect?
Re: toilet cakes...I suppose this is the logical next step up (or down) from the litter-box cake.
Verification word: distud. Really.
I'm pretty sure that Dad spends a lengthy time reading in the "library". It is probably a family joke. It is a gross family joke when it becomes a gross cake. At least it is not that graphic.
wv:"ablemati" as in "I'm able, matey, to make you a gross cake".
maybe "Beth" is his nickname for his toilet? Or the action he is engaged in?
Bakery: What would you like on the cake?
Beth: A number two. Daddy. Love, Beth.
Oh my. Just oh my. Please follow Amy's advice and DO NOT google. I have no words.
WV: wormo. Again ... no words ...
Maybe it's Daddy Loves Bath :)
Mmmmm, chocolatey...
Puts a whole new slant on 'urinal cake'....
yes,oh yes, my word verification is 'cakie' !!
Has this poor little girl actually SEEN her Daddy in this pose?? I am 43 & have NEVER seen my Daddy like this, I'm glad to say....nor would I even care to imagine it, let alone order a cake depicting it!! Weird is not the word....
"disgusting." that was the word i said when i saw this wreck, wreck, wreck. nicely crafted? yes. tasteful? no. dear god, what was the customer thinking? there's no way this can come off as good or, erm, "loving."
I have to go vomit now.
I've got it! Maybe the toilet is named Beth!
Oh come on, truthfully, aren't all daughters familiar with the concept that Daddy is in the bathroom for a VERY long time every day? I think this is in the nature of a family joke. Actually, its kind of cute. (Okay, stop screaming! You're hurting my ears!)
It's probably supposed to be to Daddy from Beth. But wait, that's still extremely disturbing!!
Disgusting!!!
Did - not - heed - warning - Googled "toilet cake" - never mind 2012 and the Aztec calender - this is surely THE sign of the end of western civilization as we know it 0-0
Yeah, I'm going to assume there is a story behind this cake. Maybe this family just has a strange sense of humor.
Actually, once I got over the shock I decided it was kind of cute.
Uh, the "cake" has just stunned me, so I'm just going to wish ya'll a very Happy & Safe New Year. That's all.
Thank you for the laughs!