Saturday
Nov282009
A Fine Feathered Salute
November 28, 2009 NOTE: Today's post contains material (namely icing) in unintentionally unseemly shapes. There are also some poop jokes. If you are offended by unintentionally unseemly icing shapes or poop jokes, you will not like today's post. In other words: Hide the children!!
That said, everything here is safe for work (as always) and will most likely sail cleanly over the heads of the very young. Still, parents should note that CW has always been, and always will be, a PG-rated site.
Now, on to the unintentionally unseemly icing shapes!
Last week we established pretty much every possible way turkey cakes can be wrecked...except one.You see, turkey cakes have two inherent flaws. First, they're made out of chocolate icing...
which looks like poo.This you know.
However, the other problem - which I have avoided mentioning until now - is that they also tend to have long skinny bodies and blobular heads, which can look, well...
a little stiff.
The turkey poo-wang.(Nice "legs.")
Here's another:
This guy looks pretty shocked. Think that's because his beak fell off, or because he's so surprisingly out of proportion?**ACTUAL DIALOGUE WHILE WRITING THIS POST:Me: I'm not sure about "surprisingly out of proportion."John: Why, what's wrong with it?Me: Well, it's quite a mouthful.John: [screeching laughter]
Me: [innocently] What?
Turkey: the other dark meat.
Katey S., Owen H., Paula W., Laura I., & Lola P., these Wrecks give new meaning to "giving you the bird," don't they?
- Related Wreckage: Butterfly Misses
Reader Comments (118)
"the other dark meat" sent me over the edge!!! hilarious! (though I'm surprised Mr. Turkey isn't bigger....)
Krista
Awwww yeah...giggity.
Well, being galliforms, turkeys are related to chickens, which are also named... guess what?
Awwww I'm disappointed that my poo-wang turkey cake didn't make the cut :(
He would've fitted right in with these guys!
(I'm also a little shocked that there are so many poo-wang turkey cakes out there. Wow.)
Poo...wang... *dies laughing*
It's amazing how many of those turned out looking like poo.
Am I the only one who thinks "turkey poo(pu) wang" sounds like a menu item at a Chinese restaurant?
WV: prous--"I'm so prous of you!"
Best cake wrecks ever!! The poo wang tops them all!
thank you, I never do comment but I like to visit this site once in a while. This particular post has my laughing with a tear running down my face... turkey poo-wang. who'da thunk it
Turkey Poo Wang is my saying of the day! Rofl!
I love you Jen!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This and Homestarrunner.com are my two favorite sites! Great stuff!
Funny, funny,funny!
Your posts always crack me up. This one however brought tears to the eyes, and I nearly wet my pants. So funny.
my four year old daughter saw the last turkey cake and said, "That's a funny cake. It's flag one...made out of sand. Is it made out of sand mommy?" Huh? =)
Now I know exactly what CCCs are decent at!
Multicolored explosions. They'd make rather good flaming clouds of doom. *nodnod*
D'aw, fark. My backspace button got lodged and I lost my entire post! It looked a lot better too. ^_^;;
...BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
My throat hurts from laughing. I cant get enough, its so funny. xx
poo wang.....roflmao