The Airbrush: Saving Cake Decorators from Decorating for Over 10 Years

Someone really needs to pry the airbrush out of the hands of these cake decorators; it’s impeding the art. I can almost see the commercial now…

“Spending too much time designing and decorating your cakes? Want a fast, easy way that requires absolutely no forethought? Buy an airbrush! Yes, folks, that’s right: just load any random color in this little beauty and spray away to your heart’s content – no rhyme, reason, or pattern necessary! Is your cake lop-sided? Icing cracking or runny? Are you artistically challenged, or even color-blind? NO PROBLEM!! Once your customers see that you actually own a food-grade airbrush, they’ll have to think you’re a pro! So call today!"

This unhealthy dependence may call for a nation-wide intervention, folks.

Comments

[Banana]

I think those rainbows are kinda purdy. I like rainbows.

Hey, imagine if the guy who made the knockoff braveheart cake had an airbrush cake thing! haha!

[TheCourteousChihuahua]

I find the cake tumor in the lower left corner more offensive than the airbrushing, but all-in-all, some little girl would probably like this!

[giz]

Poor Molly - how WILL she ever show her face in public again.

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[Amber]

Wow. I've just looked through all of your archives (of which I was wishing there was more of) and was relieved to see none of my cakes featured. ;) Fabulous site. My new favorite.

[Anonymous]

I would need sunglasses to eat that cake...

[Anonymous]

OMG................
Just looked at the above link.
I don`t really want the answer, but still I ask WHY

[Jen]

Sorry - had to remove the comment with the cake link in it; it was pretty graphic and gory. [blechh!]

[Iron Chef Kosher!]

That cake - it actually HURTS to look at it!! Maybe it was intended to be an exaggerated hippie joke of sorts?

[Poptart]

WTF when did these people get hold of my "bored at work" MS paint file?

[Tephlon]

The lettering on the other hand is near perfect. I'm guessing that was done by the senior cakemaker... :-)

[Brandi]

You should see what those vandals also did to the cake owner's garage!

[Vegan Mama]

this cake is more offensive than the birthing cake. .. at least we didn't need sunglasses to view the birthing cake. . .egads!

[SicklyBug & Cassaendra]

While it's a sad looking cake to haev paid for, nothing about the cake made me say WTF until I saw the candle layout.

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[Anonymous]

Candles are a bit suspect but I think it's a cute cake!

[Leslie Coplen]

I actually thought it was cute in a Hello Kitty kind of way.....BUT 15 candles, in a row? They just take away and distract from the candy flowers.

[Brianna McCarthy]

I dig it!
It's really colourful...trippy but pretty.

[Lady]

I like it!! It's trip-a-delic!

[Haiku Joy]

Who wreckerated
rainbow-rastic cake?
Alice B. Toklas.

[Shanna]

I like it.

[mooseluver]

Just... stopped... seizing...