My Friend The Witch Baker Has A Way With Words

I told the witch baker I was in love with you

And then the witch baker, he told me what to do

He told me..

Ting! Tang!

WALLA WALLA BING BANG.

Ting...

...Tang?

Walla Walla Bing Bang!

Thanks to Misty B., Jenny W., Kayleigh S., Anony M., Susie M., Denis S., Carmen N., Bonny B., Dora M., & Mary W. for that pregnant pause.

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ABBA-Tastic

"Introducing our new 'Take a Chance' Cake Reclamation Program!"

("Cue music!")

If they change their MINDS!

Pipe on thick white lines.

Wait, that's not 3?

Cross it out! Who'll see?

Don't want your mistakes to show?

Slap some frosting down!

Go on fix it, THEY won't know!

Everyone likes brown!

If you're all a-LONE!
'cause the bak'ry staff has gone.
Get a piping plea?

Try a black Sharpie!

Wanna do your VERY best?
Scrape it off, bye-bye!

Transform that MINNIE mess!
Now it's a bow tie.

Take a chance, you'll see...

(That's all I ask of you... Buddy?)

All this cake ain't free!

[music screeches to a halt]

Er, that'll be $37.50, please.

Thanks to Christina B., Limmuel B., Katie T., Stephanie P., Chay H., Kristin A., Kris, & Wendy B for the Money Money Money.

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