How The Cookie Fumbles

PROBLEM: 

Bakers think footballs are shaped like this:

 Or this:

 Or this(!!):

Or - lest you think the wrecks are always cupcake cakes (ptooie!) - this:

('Supe?)

SOLUTION: 

 Give the bakers a football-shaped baking pan! 

It's brilliant, brilliant, BRILLIANT!!

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The cookies, they mock us. THEY MOCK US, I SAY.

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Ah well, at least we know they can't screw up baseballs.

 

Thanks to Beth H., Chris E., Erin M., Kathryn H., Jenesis E., & Jamie F. for the offer, but I think I'll pass.

Comments

[Just Andrea]

@TLC: Oh, thanks for that. I've always wondered if the football-holder-guy (I don't follow football, OKAY?) had to make sure to turn the laces out. It seems like it would take up too much time.

@Barbara Anne: Always glad to see you here!

@mel: thanks

[Jodee]

Much love to you @Barbara Anne. I have a blog that's mostly been sitting for the last couple of months because it seems everything I start to write about is depressing and makes me cry. We love you here at the blog that Jen and john(thoJ) built and will patiently wait for you to make it back to the commenting section when you're ready.

p.s. I've missed you too!

[Michell]

Yes, BRILLIANT! And WHY do we even HAVE that flotsam!?