A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.
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September 17, 2013 C'mon. You know you want to.
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Reader Comments (63)
Oh my land! These were so funny. For some reason I was reading Mel's poem like a Tone Loc song. It made it that much more hilarious.
I worked with a german lady in a grocery store bakery who wrote out a sign for ass. muffins one time. I found it, brought it back to her, and we laughed so hard we cried. To this day, when I see her she still asks me how my ass muffins are doing. Now that's a good sense of humor!
Spotted Dick:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spotted_dick
It wasn't a customer's weird sense of humor. ;-)
Bravo, everyone, I was practically rolling on these ass cakes! Ooops, well you know what I mean.
Seeing as it fits in with the maturity level of this post, I present to you "Spotted Dick"! ( StarB it's really a thing. My friends found some at the store earlier this week.) http://www.britishfooddepot.com/Heinz-Spotted-Dick-Sponge-Pudding-114.htm?gclid=CIjFtKjO07kCFS1p7Aod9hkA3w
"Spotted Dick in the can"
@StarB ("I shared the sign with a friend who asked if it meant "with spots" or "located visually".)
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Wow, I wish you were kidding...but that really is hilarious! =^0.o^=
And while we're considering juvenile humor: it's a good thing there's a 69 to go with that ass. cream cake!
And why, oh why, are all these things in a BAKERY? I suspect these things will haunt me...does anybody else have any insights?
@SaraCVT: Okay....no. But, how about an "incite"? As in "inciting a riot"...which could conceivably happen if the stores insist on carrying those bloody-ugly pieces of--Hey, why DO they look like they're bleeding, anyway?? Ewww...!! =^>.<^=
Somewhere my old high school male chauvinist ex-boyfriend is laughing so hard he's falling out of his chair...maybe he'll break something on the way down... ;-)
I love this place. Really, really, really. (contented sigh)
Sharyn, mel and Haiku Joy are in fine form.
@Jodee excellent idea for mel to have a new career- I'd attend more weddings if he was writing the vows. I draw the line at being in one, however. ;P
@Ginger I went back and read mel's poem a la Oogie Boogie. Brillant, lady!!
Hee hee
I didn't want to have mental pictures of "flashing smiley ass", but I did 🙈.
@Donna -- thanks, but I hope your day didn't really go downhill...
@Maureen -- thanks!
@sendingtheclowns -- so, the choke was almost on you....!
@Jodee -- hahaha...yeah, what could go wrong...(I'll get right on it....)
@Ginger -- thanks, and ironically I recently bought a copy of that movie...how strange is that!
@Colin M. -- thanks!
@Just Andrea -- now, that's a visual!
@mindy1 -- thanks!
@drgns4vr -- see...we're all just one big happy virtual family..!
@Joemama -- thanks...Tone Loc -- loved Funky Cold Medina!
@Barbara Anne -- thanks...but I think it would be a very short career...and where have you been? (tilt of head with quizzical look)
Did you see that George Takei shared the Ass. Cream cake photo?
@sendingtheclowns: I'm completely serious. The 1% LOW RAT MILK sign was there for several months. It was supposed to be "1% low fat milk". One day I finally found someone in the dairy department and I quietly pointed out the typo to him. He took the sign down. But the next time I went there, the ratty sign was back. I kid you not.