Fetch Me A Hammer, 'Cuz I'm Gonna NAIL THIS
I just realized that the term "nailed it!" can have two meanings. Well, three. But despite my naughty word outburst yesterday, this IS still a mostly family-friendly establishment, and the third meaning is a little TOO family-friendly, IF you KNOW what I'm SAYING.
Sorry, my caps lock HAS DEVELOPED A MIND of its OWN.
AND I'VE ALSO BEEN DRINKING.
Where was I?
No, I mean yesterday: where was I? Because I'm guessing these feathers came from somewhere.
Perhaps I should start again.
So. "Nailed it." It can mean, "What ho! I have successfully accomplished my intended endeavor!" *OR* it can mean you hit something with your car.
Pay attention now, because this is a very long setup for a very flat punchline:
NAILED IT.
THANKS TO ANN LEE, who I'm hoping can tell me what kind of bird sheds strawberry-scented feathers. And glitter. And...oh. Waaaaiiit....
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i'm sitting here looking at wrecks w/ my son, this post comes up as i scroll through the posts and suddenly he says "ewww! kusai!!! mama, kusai!" and starts waving his hand in front of his face. well, "kusai" is japanese for "stinking, stinky, gross"... lmao cos this... erm... cake(?) is totally kusai!