What's This? (No, Really.)
January 6, 2012 You guys, it's not easy following a trauma-inducing marzipan demon pig zombie, but by golly, I'm going to try.
WITH THIS:
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[head tilt]
Er...
Perhaps I should mention I have no idea what that's supposed to be. However, if we knew, I bet it'd be super traumatizing. Or funny.
Here, let me try something a little more recognizable:
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Now, as you can clearly tell from those carefully placed green and yellow squiggles, what this is is so blatantly obvious you obviously don't need me to tell you what it is. Obviously. Which is why it's in the shop's front display window.
And I'm just getting warmed up!
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...said the melting anthropomorphic upside-down ice cream cone wearing a blonde wig.
(See? Told you these were easy.)
Your turn again!
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Ahh, all that red and green really brings back the holiday spirit, doesn't it?
Well, WE CAN'T HAVE THAT.
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Maximum trauma has now been achieved. Thank you, and good night.
PS:
1. This is in the display case. Meaning it's NOT a custom order.
2. Are those arms or exploding ear wax?
3. Are those eyelashes or...or...seriously, what are those things?!
4. Why would a frog have blacked-out Miss Piggy eyes?
5. Wait... Sweet Henson, is this supposed to be Kermit & Piggy's love child?!?
6. In that case, what's "Santa" got to do with it?
7. Why?
8. Why?
9. Why?
Thanks and Kermit flails all 'round to Kathy R., Ayla E., Cara M., Ashley A., & Liz W. for adding a colorful new character to my future nightmares.
Reader Comments (206)
Hey,I think the first one is a hat and tie the second one errrrr supposed to be colorful squgilles before SOMEBODY*killed a spider on it the third one is one of those scary clowns that says "I'm gonna get you!!!!"*gulp* the fourth one is obviously a disembodied cactus... Da. The fith one is aaaa, eeeerrrrrr I'll get back to you... I'm back, is it one of those outta town creepy mascots!!!!????
I would say the first one is a winter hat and scarf.
#1--a skirt with the girls legs coming out, bent at the knee?
#2--I would say two very happy octopuses...
#3--That creepy clown from my nightmares!!!!
#4--Not to use the same explanation as number two, but change out octopuses with Boa's
#5--Hey look! It's my old boss! LOL
Revisting this one again - figured it out this time... the first one is a mortar and pestle (upside down)!
I'm glad I'm not the only one who saw Roz from Monster's Inc. I thought it was fairly obvious. The rest of you don't have kids.
The second one is OBVIOUSLY a Chinese alphabet character...that has been rained on....so the ink has started to run :)