Wednesday
Jun082011
Six Ways to Celebrate Your New Engagement
June 8, 2011 - With giant yellow donuts:
Mmmm. Doooonuts.- With "lots" and "lots" of "hearts."
"Perfect."
- By planning ahead.
Way, way, WAY ahead.- By stressing the importance of family:
Actually, Darth Vader fighting Luke in honor of an impending marriage is kind of awesome. Let's just hope your in-laws have a good sense of humor.(And make sure the baby shower cake looks like this.)
- By comparing your new life together to violently killing things:
"Here we see the groom taking aim at his violently diarrheatic bride-to-be."Ah, young love."
(Don't worry, kids; he's only going to tranq her 'til the green diarrhea stops.)
Or, of course, there's always the old standby:
- A syrupy sweet public display of affection that'll leave your guests sick to their stomachs:
Thanks to Sandy S., Abbey A., Matthew W., Rachel C., Naomi H., & Jule Ann H., who are so syrupy sweet they should be on a stack of pancakes.
"Dude. Some of us are trying to eat over here!"
But I am not advocating cannibalism.
Reader Comments (56)
Ahaha @ Joy--
That is the same conclusion I came to recently. From now on, you'll only see me at Krispie Kreme, whatever the occasion. Everyone likes a donut, and I bet they've never once tried to pull a "Christine and Don."
Well that last cake was dated for two years ago... maybe the wreckerator finally got their cake right after all this time or am I imagining that says 2009? Sometimes my mind just wanders away lol.
@Jennifer @ 12:38: Heh heh.
@M.Dale: I didn't see the hole in the lid at first because of the other problems, but it's surenuf there. All the wreckerator had to do was knock a half-pound of frosting off each heart and the lid would have cleared.
Speaking of which, I certainly hope that gunmetal gray border is lead-free.
@Anonymous @ 5:59: Donut cake. Mmmmm! Just so it isn't done in the grand tradition of CCCs (patooie!) where a collection of innocent doughnuts who never hurt anyone are entombed in frosting. At that point, even I would draw the line. After a sample.
@Joy: Happy Thursday.
I move that the Southern California regional EPCOT shelter be located within walking distance of a Krispy Kreme store. On second thought, it should be located *in* a Krispy Kreme store. That is all.
LOL that first one looks like a bumble bee.
@anonymous at 2:18 PM
"#4 - Luke and Darth are MALES!
Not that there's anything wrong with that..."
Well, if one of the males is named Stephanie, that seems rather unfortunate...
I think the diarrhea is meant to be landmines
Lol