Countdown to V-day

With Valentine's Day coming up, you might be wondering what to get your significant other for the occasion. Other than roses, chocolates, and cheap stuffed animals, I mean. Because, obviously, those are required. [stern face]

Well, fortunately for you, bakeries still have lots of sweet, romantic options tailor-made to fit your snuggly bun's personality to a "t." Check it out:

For the co-dependent:

When your boyfriend starts crying, you'll know it's only because he's so happy.

For the stalker:

Quietly delivered when they least expect it.

*Hidden recorder that plays your personal greeting available for an additional charge.

For the hopeless romantic:

You see plastic frogs and crumbling icing.

She sees a chance to fix you.

For the one who wants something sexy:

With extra sprinkles for that really intimate experience.

For the Class Act:

A temporary tattoo for a permanent affectation. "Which doesn't need a permanent tattoo, baby, 'cuz your love is a tattoo on my heart. You feel me? My heart.

"Seriously, I'm not getting your name tattooed on my chest. So stop asking."

For the kid at heart:

Hey, it's only as disturbing as you let it be.

[...]

Which, in my case, is pretty darn disturbing.

[sing-song] "Who wants to suck the icing off Barbie's leeee-eeg?"

Yup. Disturbing.

Thanks to snuggly buns Lewis R., Madlyn, Kristie B., Dru Q., Sarah M., & Sherry G.

Comments

[escalante blogger]

Perhaps there's a big party which I love to attend too. :-)

[Pauline]

These cakes are just another reminder about why I don't celebrate Valentine's day.

[Anonymous]

oh good lord! is Negligee Barbie giving birth in a pan of rice???

[Lewis R.]

my submission finally made it! (:

[Leigha]

So it seems only one other person has mentioned it, but it kind of looks like Barbie is sitting on rice. Why?

And as for the people mentioning that Barbie's legs don't move that way, well, I was going to say they have ones know that do, but when I went and looked at it again, I realized this is not one of those. So. I prefer not to think how they got her that way.

[sindoe]

I like the last cake :)

[joincoffee]

the Barbie is creepy :))

[Anonymous]

Why does Barbie look like she's about to get a pap smear?

[Anonymous]

Uh, has Barbie been having some colon-rectal problems and rolling around in her own filth?

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SUPER!

[Anonymous]

Whoever thought that last cake was a good idea should be shoot in the face with a water pistol filled with whipped cream.

Seriously, that's just WRONG.

[Anonymous]

Does Barbie have an itch? It looks like what happens when my dog is dragging her butt all over the carpet. Seriously.

[Imaginatra]

Anybody else think the "Shag Barbie" (the rug, you pervs!) should be put next to the classic cake style from the "Hey Bebeh" post? They have the same theme going, complete with white "rug."

Although, that would be one Toy Story scenario I would NOT like to see. O_o