Search

My Other Blog

What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen
Monday
Jan172011

Easy, Cheesy, "Beautiful"

Bakers, are you running low on flotsam? Is your curling ribbon on back order? Are you fresh out of teddy bears?

Well, never fear! There are plenty of handy flotsam stand-ins lying around even the most basic of kitchens to save you from actually decorating any of your cakes! Just check out these double-duty doers:

- Styrofoam cups

[Image removed at baker's request. Check back sooner next time. ;)]

Add a few fake flowers snatched off your break room centerpiece, and voila! Instant flower vase!

- The Dollar Store's Clearance Bin

Granted, you'll have to pop next door to Duffy's Dollar Doo-Dad Depot, but the options there are virtually limitless:


And you thought you'd have to learn how to pipe roses. [shaking head] Tsk, tsk.

Or, if your budget is tight, just raid

- your kid's toy chest:


The good news is this isn't ridiculous AT ALL.


'Course, if you want something edible, (spoilsport) you could always go with

- ice cream cones:

Just be sure to fill them completely with icing. Remember: any bite of chocolate chip cookie without a mouthful of frosting is a bite wasted!

Or, for those extra special occasions,

- a dog bone:

Yeah. Chew on that, birthday boy.

Or, "impending-hip-surgery-boy," as the case may be.


Thanks to Laura, Mrs. McCutie, Erica D., Lisa, Sarah G., and Seth F., who all have a bone to pick with these wreckerators. Preferably one in chocolate.

« Spelling Be | Main | Sunday Sweets: Pretty As A Princess »

Reader Comments (54)

That... last cake. It's... really something.

Would anyone mind explaining just WHAT that something is?

January 19, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterAnonymous

I can think of several cakes already featured on CW that would be perfect for sending a 'message' from -- er, one 'family' to another. Heh heh.

@Aliza: No problem. Without the brackets, I read the question in a sardonic tone -- the laugh was implied.

January 19, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterCraig

WTF was that last one???? Weird, scary and gross, and I have a strong stomach. If anyone put that in front of me I'd puke.

January 26, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterNotalis

The Bone cake is mine...my co-workers gave it to me the day before I had hip replacement surgery as a joke. :)

Seth F

March 6, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterSeth Floyd Jr

PostPost a New Comment

Enter your information below to add a new comment.
Author Email (optional):
Author URL (optional):
Post:
 
Some HTML allowed: <a href="" title=""> <abbr title=""> <acronym title=""> <b> <blockquote cite=""> <code> <em> <i> <strike> <strong>