Monday
Aug302010
Where Dreams Come Through
August 30, 2010 Welcome to BisneyLand, the amusement park that's in no way affiliated with Disneyland, but is just as good - and cheaper, too!
Once you enter the gates of our mystical castle-land of joy, you'll be greeted by our lovely royal ladies:
Cinderallie and her clear resin shoes are always the hit of the ball.
Princess Yasmine and her flying doormat will show you a "whole 'nother world."
And TinklesWell the Winged Wonder is sure to be your day's #1 delight!
We also have fabulous entertainment:
Princess Areola and her pals Haddock, Skittle, and Captain Crabby Pants may prefer life "under the ocean," but they still enjoy singing their big musical numbers, "Check Out My Cool Stuff," and "I Can't Talk, So Let's Make Out!"Kids young and old will love dancing with Snow Light and her seven short friends with beards:
They'll soon have you "Hee-Hawing" off to your own place of employment!And don't forget Pretty, our good-looking girl:
And of course her friend Not-So-Handsome!
Together they invite you to "be our visitor!"Anony M., Allison M., Clau, David I., Amanda S., Mona S., & Kristyn, how crazy would it be if a place like this actually existed? Oh, wait...
Reader Comments (112)
TinkerWell's skirt is wayyyyy too short, Princess Areola looks like she would kick your butt if she had legs to do it with, SnowLight looks like Freddy Krueger, and Pretty looks like Boy George. I'm scared.
Is it? Could it be? Is that last cake a Gobbledock?
Surley not. But still...
"Chippie, chippie, chippie..."
TinkersWell's skirt isn't quite long enough, is it? Ah well, all's fair in love and Bisneyland!
Not so Handsome is kinda amazing! I so want that for my husband's 30th coming up.
WHOA, DID THAT FIRST CAKE SAY "HOPPY BIRTHDAY"? XDDD
"These are FREAKS!" said the 8yr old.
I wish I hadn't just seen TinkerWell's nonprivate nonparts - Me too! haha xx
Cinderella, Jasmine, and Belle don't have noses!! D: But I guess that's the least of their problems. XD
Oh my god.
Areola...-snigger-
How to pay for skin
cream and Doritos earrings?
Double as Bratz doll.
First time posting but oh my goodness. Hilarious comments with the pictures and by the commenters!
Apart from the Snow White one being hideous to look at, did anyone else notice it was for Amanda's 22ND birthday?!?!
I think I have posted on this link before. I feel so bad for these cake "decorators" I, myself one, but hate...hate doing faces. I have had a few turn out like this. I avoid them like the plague