Saturday
Sep262009
The (Wedding) Ring
September 26, 2009 There's something so beautiful about a bridal shower.
The glowing bride...
The elegant decorations...
The beautifully decorated ca...
Er...Wow, someone went a little overboard with the brown airbrushing, huh? And what's up with the bride and groom? Can we zoom in a little?
AAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
AAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Okay, I think I'm better n...
AAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Thanks a lot J. H. I'll just be over in the corner whimpering if anyone needs me.
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Reader Comments (78)
Great to meet you both in Portland last night, and I hope you did go to Voodoo Doughnuts after all those recommendations!
Also, good gravy, what is going on on that cake? o.0
OMG WHAT IS THAT?!?! The bride and groom are just halerious! She looks like Quasimodo's bride with that hunched back!!
I just want to know why the bride has wings?
Nothing like a demon bride and groom to get the party going.
Even zombies get married now and then, and what kind of freak doesn't like cake?
*carefully examines cake..*
"I vant to suck your icing!"
The decorator should totally have just given her fangs and admitted they had a grudge against the bride..
Oh, and is there a "married in brown, zombies frown?"
It took me forever to figure out that the wings on the bride were supposed to be the veil. At least, that's what I'm assuming.
Oh my! It could be the basis for a Twilight Zone or something. Think about it...You walk up behind the bride and groom, then they turn around and they have NO EYES - hollow sockets!! The special effects created by the pink claws surrounding them add to the horror. Scared the bejeebers out of me and I most certainly will have nightmares!
Should've left the faces blank instead of trying too hard. It's an icing dispenser, not a pencil! :P
hahahaha..Wow...I'd hate my cake to look like that. No pictures, please!
My dear darling dead,
the intestines are in bloom.
Perfect time to wed!
wv: chasten
(Hmm. It's not so much fun when the word verification is a REAL word!)
That's a professional? Really? That's not professionally made. Is it? Because the strawberry icing (out of a can) isn't even smoothed down. That looks like the Duncan Hines cakes I bake and frost (sans zombies).
It was great seeing you at Powell's last night (sorry Mom & I had to duck out early.) My daughter loves the book - she is studying to be a NON-CakeWrecker-Decorator. (new word?)
I dunno, I get more of a vampire bride vibe from the cake ... the way she's clutching him, keeping him from running away.
WV: polymics: what every Cake Wrecks book signing should have - more than one mic (to avoid feedback.)
well I guess it's nice that leatherface found someone to marry...
ugh
Looks like a zombie is getting married to a hunchback.
Maybe that's exactly what they look like??? I'd hate to see their future children...
This might be a perfectly accurate depiction...if Shanda and Stephen's last name is Zombie.
o.O Why does the couple on this cake remind me of Adam and Barbara Maitland from Beetlejuice?
There's the ugly faces, the lumpy tux on the groom, and the muddy background.
But nobody, NOBODY, I tell you, has mentioned the flowers down in the lower left of the medallion thingy.
Hey, decorator -- flowers aren't supposed to look like little piles of pink poo. If you're going to cheat and not make roses, at least use a flower tip, so it doesn't look like pink poo.
WV: confund(n): this cake confunds me with its lack of anything resembling talent.
YIKES! Ugly poop-zombies!
Thanks for the hilarious blog!
Oh, NO ! Awful !
Zombie Bride and Groom want your BRAIIIINNNSSS X_X
Are the bride and groom laying in a grave?
ohhh noooo!
ohhhh nooo!
gafaw!
oooohhhh nooooooo!
What, was it a Goth or Emo wedding?
CREEPY!!!
Now that reminds on the movie The exorcism of Emily Rose.
Arrrggh! My eyes, my eyes my beautiful eyes!!
It kind of looks like a weeping angel got someone...