Thursday
Aug202009
Put The Coffee DOWN
August 20, 2009 It's not often that a baker submits on of his/her own creations for us to pick on. But Maayan, who both bakes and documents funny food horrors, did just that.
The following diet-assisting monstrosity was actually ordered by a customer. And what is it?
Go ahead, guess. I'll wait...
Spaghetti with tomato-y cream sauce?
An ear?
A cherry, Cheez-Whiz and regurgitation torte?
Nope, nope and nope! Give up?
It's a fetus-with-an-iPod pie!
Uh, I guess fetus cookies would have been going too far?
Thanks to Maayan Z. for being such a great sport!
- Related Wreckage: Fetal Bites
Reader Comments (256)
Oh. My. Word. (And, LOL to "Taylor (My Older Brothers)".)
I don't know what's worse:
a-someone ASKED for this
or
b-maker of this wretched sent it in to be mocked.
Seriously???
FAIL
Yuck!!!! Now if the fetus' skin didn't look so bubbly, then it might be just weird. But as it is - *shudder*
Um. With the diet-inducing theme, I thought it was a stomach surrounded by intestines (the wormy things) and thought the Ipod was the stapling device the put in to make your stomach smaller. Thought maybe the occasion was somebody learning to equate mega cake/pie consumption with the consequences...
I'd love to know the real back story. Lily
My first thought was a iPod stomach.
But a fetus? That's just sad and slightly vomit inducing.
oh, eew. That's worse than the Bodyworlds Exhibit.
Mmmm, cut me a slice of foetus pie!
WHY?!
Wierd, gross and gross again!!
Very Interesting.
That is disgusting!
My guess was lap band surgery what with the noodle-like instestines and all...
Ew... gross. REALLY gross. I actually thought it was meant to be brain matter or something. I can't decide if that would have been more or less disturbing that the fetus.
Ummm, EW! That image will stay with me forever. Thanks for that.
That is truly frightening. Reminds me of Harlequin Fetus.
If you check out the picture of a human embryo/fetus at 5 weeks (sans IPod), you can see that the Wreckorator actually did a first-rate job! http://library.thinkquest.org/C0122429/pictures/embryo.gif
:Gag:
Pardon me while I puke! I don't get the wormy looking stuff around that baby. That can't be right.
I saw this an my first thought was 'braaaaiiiinnnnsss'.
I honestly thought it was supposed to represent a lapband surgery.
I'm with whoever commented some posts above that this looked like it was meant to commemorate a surgeon's whoopsie. 'Hey, sorry about that. Have some pie as consolation.'
okay I should know by now not to be eating when I click on your blog. Throwing away my yogurt I had been enjoying before now.....I thought it was a cochlear implant too.
wv - topuck..as in "what topuck is that?!"
*barfs*
GROSS!!!!
urp
cannot be unseen
WAY beyond nasty!
???????
*******RRRRRAAAAALLLLPH*******
I'm sitting here with my head cocked sidways to the left, then to the right, then to the left a little farther. One eye closed, squinting, mouth open..... and then my coworker asks if I'm okay.
WV: unforti.... unforti-nutely I'll never be the same again after seeing what I just saw.
ewwwwww!
It would go great with some fava beans and a nice key-ant-tee!!!
;-)
(is this a duplicate? if so feel free to delete it.)
Funny, I looked at it and thought, "well it LOOKS like a fetus with an ipod, so it's probably supposed to be a bluetooth in an ear."
Taylor, you slay me! It is, after all, an APPLE pie.
Dude. I think that actually *is* a fetus.
I was going to guess some sort of commentary on music/ipods rotting your brain. . .
"This is your brain on an Ipod"
Anyway you look at it - ewwww! Why would you request that and then serve it?
I was hoping it was a cochlear implant. But yuck.
...I have never truly been disgusted by any of the cakes here. This one has changed all that...
I think that is the most disgusting thing I've seen.
Since when do fetuses sit outside of the womb on a bed of intestine? Unless it's a guy having a baby.
Ooh, MPREG fetus with I-Pod.
That is the nastiest thing I have seen in some time! GROSS!
I know we're in a recession, and small businesses shouldn't turn away business for self-preservation, but SERIOUSLY? This is gross!!
I was thinking "intestines"? Someone swallowed an ipod?"
But oh my gosh, my mouth fell open when I read what it really was. Gack.
im not really sure how i feel about the fact that i guessed right...
OK.....guessing without looking at the rest of the post of what anyone else has said.....I'm going to guess that cake is to celebrate a clean colonoscopy!
off to read the rest of the blog and comments!
WTS????
Well....I guess I was in the general "area" of the body.....
What on EARTH is the matter with people? Seriously?
Shut. Up.
No... really???
Ooookay then.
If the baker herself was kind enough to supply the photo, why didn't she also give us the backstory/explanation for her creation?
I would hate to think that she made it with just the instruction "a pie of a fetus with an iPod" and NO reason for it!
I am trying to figure out how this request could have been done and not been a wreck.
WV: Uncinte. The Fetus Pie is enough to uncinte projectile vomiting.
that is so gross!!!!
OMFG! I'll never look at pie again, I swear!
Jeeze!!!!!! That is just nasty. What is wrong with people? Did someone really think that would be funny?
I think I may be one of the only ones who saw the image and thought "OMG, is that a fetus with an ipod?"
Really.
First, fetus with an ipod pie, next placenta petit fours!