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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen
Wednesday
Jan212009

Why Suzy Needs Therapy

"Mo-ooom! Have you seen Giselle?"

"Suzy, what did I tell you about leaving your dolls lying around?"

"I don't know."

"You don't know? So you're telling me you don't remember any of the HUNDRED times I've warned you about leaving your toys strewn around the house?"

"No."

"So you don't remember what I said yesterday? About what would happen if I found your doll on the floor one more time?"

"Ummmm... Maybe you said something..."

[silence]

[whining] "But I want my dolly! You HAVE to give her BACK!"

"Oh, don't you worry, honey. I'm sure she'll turn up after dinner."


That's cold, Chad C. - real cold.

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Reader Comments (290)

Oh my, oh my, oh my. I'm going to see that scary image in my sleep.

January 21, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterKy

Oh. my. lord. That cake is giving birth. Either that or it's eating that baby. Hilarious.

January 21, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterHorribleLicensePlates

DISTURBING!

January 21, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterJess T

What the.....?????

January 21, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterThe Courteous Chihuahua

Wow this is seriously disturbing

Missy

January 21, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterMissy M

That baby has the fullest diaper I've ever seen? Flopped it over on it's back like a stranded turtle.

January 21, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterJohnnyB

That's hilarious! I'm sitting here at work with my mouth open in shock! Ha-ha!

January 21, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterFrancie

That's definitely bizarre.

January 21, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterJen

{runs screaming from Cakewrecks}

January 21, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterSara and Randy

Wait...WHAT!?

January 21, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterDiana

That's a horrid picture! There's no way I could eat that cake.

January 21, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterJenny

Oh, that's just wrong...

January 21, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterWendy

OMG.....disturbing much?! what is it? a baby turtle?! lol!

ohh first comment?!***

January 21, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterZahra

I love it!!

January 21, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterDanielle Alberti

That is seriously one of the weirdest things I think I've ever seen. Who would think this is cute?

January 21, 2009 | Unregistered Commenterheresthediehl

It looks like a baby/turtle. I'm still not sure how I feel about this picture. There has to be some law about detaining children in cake.

January 21, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterOxen Cox

What in the heck????? Who... But why... I just... WTF????

January 21, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterRobynNewt

Not as creepy as the creepy baby cake, but still totally creepy.
~Sarah

January 21, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterSarah

The pansies are simply adorable.

I cannot bring myself to acknowledge the rest.

January 21, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterGlory von Hathor

Oh. My. God. The creep factor just went to 11 or 12 on a scale of 10

January 21, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterYanicka

Yikes!! Scariest cake I've seen, but why is it in the oven after it is frosted???

January 21, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterJulia Whispers

That is damned funny and SO like something I would think about doing to my own kids.

January 21, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterApril

This is scary on SO many levels

January 21, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterDanielle

This confuses me?
Did the baby doll eat the other doll, or did the mother bake the doll into a cake black bird style?
Either way a blue bloated flower covered baby is disturbing to say the least~

January 21, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterAnonymous

D'ylike baby? We've got rack of baby. Tastes like chicken! (sorry I'm channeling for Eddie Izzard)
This is weird...just really weird. The baby's stomach looks a bit like mine after I've had Taco Bell. Creepy.

January 21, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterLeslie

So is that a doll, inserted into a cake? Or is that one of those insanely detailed fondant sculptures?

January 21, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterD.B. Echo

What in the heck was that bakery thinking??? That has to be the oddest thing I have ever seen cake wise

January 21, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterAnonymous

Oh. My. God.

January 21, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterGraceFLOne

Baaahahahahaaahaaa....any Mom will completely understand that!

January 21, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterAnonymous

Seriously I have no words! Kinda creepy...no. Kinda odd?....No I just have no words and that's pretty rare from me!

January 21, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterThe Myers Family

OMG!!! That so wrong on so many levels...

January 21, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterKrystal

Oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man!

That's hideous....I have two friends that are pregnant (one of them with twins) and have the same due date...I'm thinking I'll be looking at all the baby cakes on this website for inspiration on their baby shower cakes...

January 21, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterBonnie

What the heck is that supposed to be?!!! OMG! Definitely a WRECK!!! YIKES!!!

January 21, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterMeg

Pansies usually give me the warm fuzzies because they remind me of my childhood and how my mom always planted yellow ones just for me.... so, yeah, I'm pretty traumatized right now. What. the. H-E-Doublehockeysticks?!!!

January 21, 2009 | Unregistered Commentertantra flower

Ooohhhh so CREEPY! I love it. Who wants fresh baby? Anyone? Fresh Baby- hot out of the oven...

January 21, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterDizzy

Ha ha! I love the sweet little flowers stuck to the outside.

Angie (from over at www.HalfAssedKitchen.com)

January 21, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterHalf Assed Kitchen

Puts new meaning to a bun in the oven..

January 21, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterBette

That is scary. And definitely traumatizing! I'D be traumatized eating that :P

WV: mitzim. "Please pass the mitzim so I can sprinkle it on my doll"

January 21, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterJulianne

Holy mother... That is so not right.

January 21, 2009 | Unregistered Commenterdiopsideanddiamonds

AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

*running away screaming*

I do not think I have ever been more frightened by a cake. Nightmares for sure!

January 21, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterDebbi

First!
Wow... What is that?! a turtle-baby hybrid experiment gone horribly wrong?

January 21, 2009 | Unregistered Commentersupersonic-gabi

[Singing like Julie Andrews]

The hills are alive,
And they’re eating children...

January 21, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterAbby Normal

This is odd. Odd and strange. Odd and strange and a little scary.

How do you come up with this? What makes you think, "We should make a cake that looks like a baby drowning in a pool, but to keep it from seeming to scary, lets add some flowers."

January 21, 2009 | Unregistered Commenterkrissyranae

What.The.Frick? That is just....wrong.

January 21, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterMirinda

That is just flat out weird!

January 21, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterAlli

"That's cold, Chad C. That's cold."

No.... That's wrong, Chad C. That's very, very wrong.

WV: brang. I brang my dolly to the store and misplaced her.... Why is the bakery wreckorator laughing?

January 21, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterJulie

I shall have nightmares about this cake. That is just creepy!

January 21, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterKirsten

Why, why is that baby trapped in a blue hill? I don't understand the idea behind this cake at all! Sooooo creepy!

January 21, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterKatie

arrrrhhhhhgggggg!!!!

January 21, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterTarri

My 11 year old son Jordan said- "EW! Who wants to eat a plastic doll?"

Exactly.

January 21, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterGabrielle

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