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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen

Entries in Missed Marks (411)

Tuesday
Nov272018

Do You Copy?

When you order a Minnie Mouse cake:

 

... and get a Goofy wreck:

Ouch.

 

We all know bakers get some strange requests when it comes to cake designs, but c'mon, who here would take this order:

... and NOT just print it out on edible paper?

 

This baker, that's who:

SLAM DUNK.

 

Not the cake we deserve:

 

... but the cake we need:

Yep.
I needed that.

 

And now, your moment of Jen:

 

Thanks to Meagan D., Idia L., Alexis O., & John & Jenni E. for the cakes. No. Really.

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Friday
Nov162018

Hey, Mickey, You're So UGLY

Happy Fancy Rat and Mouse Day from the fanciest rat mouse of them all, Mickey Mouse!

Um...

Let's try that again.

 

Mickey Mouse, everybody!!

o.0

 

Mickey Mouse!

[furious muffled whispering]
[loud clatter]
[cat yowl]

Ahem.

 

Mickey... Mouse?

Oh, boy.

 

[head in hands]

Mickey.
[whimper]
Mouse.

Close enough.

 

Thanks to Anony M., Tiffany, Jerremy C., Ayla P., & Christine T. for the M-I-C-K-E-WHY?! (And I just realized that infinity loop is a bow tie. WOW.)

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