The Far Side of Cake, Vol.8

The Ghosts of Leeches Past:

"Howth it going, Thtan?"

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"Then I turned around, and BAM. There it was! Right here on the wall! I'm telling you, man, I think this crypt is haunted."

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"'Quit being silly,' she said.

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"'Your face will get stuck that way,' she said. 

"Well, look at me now, Ma!"

"LOOK AT ME NOOOOW!"

Thanks to Samantha T., Barbara G., & Sarah Beth J. for the boo-boos.

The Far Side of Cake, Vol. 7

They blamed each other, of course, but at the end of the day the fact remained: their Soccer ball was broken, and neither of them had any limbs.

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Sadly, the bakery's only spell-checker was also furloughed.

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They'd warned her it was a crap job, and they were right. Still, Rhonda might have managed, if it weren't for that rotten Yellow Ridgeback smirking at her every morning during cage clean-out.

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Thanks to Mikey T., Mary Ellen K., & Emily H., who know that look all too well if they've ever owned a dog. (Right?)