The Far Side Of Cake, Vol 11

If Dr. Seuss wrote naughty adult books:

I do not like them
Sam-I-Am
I do not like
Green eggs and wang

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Of course, those who knew what to look for could see the early signs of favoritism:

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...then after he lost the Geico gig, he did a series of humiliating spots for a local Hot Dog stand.

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Days turned to weeks, and weeks to months. Then, one chilly Fall morning, they found them:

10 pristine John Deere hats, carefully arranged around the meadow edges - but not a single tractor in sight.

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"Loves: nature, hunting his kids, volunteering."

Just another reminder of the importance of proper comma use, my friends.

Thanks to Erin H., Amber M., Erin B., Julia K., & Sober (ha!) for setting our sights on the far side.

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And from my other blog, Epbot:

The Far Side Of The Cake, Vol.3

  Of course, the irony of Phil's phobia was never completely lost on him.

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Inside the Department of "All Fun & Games."

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"The inspector listened to the woman's tale with suspicion. Sure, the dame SEEMED to be telling the truth about her husband's death, but he still suspected fowl play."

Thanks to Erin W., Lisa H., & Kimberly P. for allowing my inner Gary Larson to come out and play. 

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