Sounds Like Easter To Me!
April 17, 2019 The warning signs were there, peeps.
;)
BUT NOW
IT'S TOO LATE.
::ominous hopping noises::
::ominous pause::
::ominous foot-scratching-ear sounds::
::followed by more ominous hopping::
;)
AAAAAAAAA!!
Woe, my friends. WOE TO US ALL.
Especially the hot chicks.
;)
They're always the first to go.
But then!
The bunnies will come for us!
;)
"NEE-HAHAA!"
;)
::raspy breathing::
;)
::sound of a long blade being sharpened::
What's that, you're afraid of clowns?
ON IT.
;)
::sound of too-full balloons being twisted together verrrrrry slowly::
::without breaking eye contacting::
(As a former clown who used to make balloon animals, this one is legit terrifying.)
::loud crunching sounds::
;)
"Pass the Doritos, please."
"Oh, wait, I'm supposed to be scary. Uhhhh... I've got it!
"I ATE ALL THE DORITOS."
::sound of five other murder bunnies face-palming::
"Dangit, George..."
But all of that pales in comparison to the ultimate Easter Party Killer...
::long, drawn-out, slightly squeaky farting sound::
::explosive toot::
;)
"WHAT UP MY BEACHES?"
RIP, Easter dinners. You had a good run... but this one was runnier.
(Ewwwwwww.)
Thanks to Carol Z., Anony M., Daniel C., Dana S., Leslie M., Anony M., Mandy K., Valerie P., & Zakiya P. for find the Easter "Bunny" that keeps going and going and going...
*****
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Reader Comments (14)
I laughed until I cried. This is one of my favorites....especially the way it comes out in the end!
I think there's a typo in the 'thanks' section? it says 'for find'
#7 has 4 eyes...and no glasses..
#8 is wearing a horseshoe on his HEAD....
Does anyone else have the strong urge to reread Bunnicula???
Poo bunny!
Oh, the horror!! (Why do bakers feel compelled to decorate cupcakes en masse? WHY, Just WHY?)
Ai-yi-yi... are those long, pointy *deviled eggs* for ears on the unicorn/bunny thing???
That last one is a Cupcake Pull-a-Part? What the hell? Where would you begin?
The 6th one down resembles one of those "specialty" breeds of goat/sheep/summuvvathing that you'd most likely see at a snooty breeder show. The judges don't have much on top, if you asked me. ....but there's plenty on the floor; and I wouldn't want to hafta sweep it up.
=^-.-^=
Maybe that last one is Diarrhea of a Mad House Bunny.
With apologies to Tom Lehrer:
Sring is here! Sring is here!
Life is murder bunnies causing fear!
I think the wreckiest time of the year
Is the sring, I do, don't you? Course you do...
That last cake....
1. they repurposed a poopmoji cake into a bunny?
2. they made the ears white when the rest is brown?
3. they made a poopmoji cake in the first place?
Eugh...
So I can almost see $10 for the poop pile cake, but $29 for the single layer pink monster with horns??
I was wondering about the lamb smoking a ciggy cake, too. I googled it, and found this:
https://www.neatorama.com/neatolicious/2013/03/28/Lamb-Cake-with-Cigarette/
I am dying of laughter at these things. After the day I had I really needed this thank you.. and now to avoid killer clown bunnies.. geez lol.
Well, while the last cake may be covered in Poo it's a relief to know there's no pee in the first one!
those chicks have been watching the wrong youtube make up tutorials.
the rest-- I got nothing! they are just too disturbing!!
Nerfbomb-- That is AWESOME!!