Friday Favs 12/9/16
December 9, 2016 Some of my favorite new submissions this week:
They asked for cupcakes with the Batman logo:
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Sing it with me!
Na na na na na na na nana na na...
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NUH-UH.
Renee wanted a number 18 on each of her cupcakes:
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Which, technically, she kind of got?
How To Tell Your Baker Has Never Played Tetris:
Step 1: Order a Tetris Cake Step
2: Get this:
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Only a true prefessional can spot the oh-so-subtle signs of a bakery cleaning out their flotsam bin:
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OH-SO-SUBTLE, I say.
And finally, I just found your new ice breaker for parties:
GUESS WHAT THIS IS:
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If you guessed "a baby in a crib wearing a Christening gown" then, well, let's be honest: there's no way you guessed that.
Silvia, I'd say next time just order the pacifier design, but only because we all know how that'd end up, and I have some great puns lined up for it. [evil grin]
Thanks to Bridget L., Renee D., Emily B., Kida, & Silvia L. for rockin' the cradle of "you've-gotta-be-kidding-me." Now quick, everyone, go print out that cookie picture for your next holiday party!
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Reader Comments (25)
Maybe it's because I used to work in Pediatrics, but the Batman logo always reminds me of a kid in bad need of a visit to the orthodontist.
Sorry to be such a skeptic, but I think I'm gonna need to see some kind of proof that that's what that cookie is supposed to be, cuz.... I mean... y'know.
It's... What I'm saying is, it's a little off the mark. And a little... on-the-nose for something else.
Praise be! It's the Hanukkah vajayjay!!
OMG...SuBee you're right! And hilarious to boot! It IS the Hanukkah vajayjay. I never thought I would use that sentence, not ever. Ohmagerd.
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Are those words around that supposed to be baby thing?
That is rather terrifying.
Some of those Batcakes did come close to looking like bats. Or black moths.
Umm, the last one looks like a christmas cookie by a Finnish feminist art group called Nutty Tarts
https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=1375159955841781&id=151834164841039
The word "pipari" or gingerbread cookie that is, also means vagina in Finnish language (in slang at least), therefore the Nutty Tarts make christmas vajayjay cookies every year.
Dammit, I guessed it was bubblegum stuck in a foul beard.
Wait. What?
Wowwwwww... not in a million billion years!
Those look like black shamrocks to me. is there a holiday commemorating St. Paddy's death? Is that a thing? And yes, Subee again wins the title for the day.
Ah, the Hanukkah vajayjay - a great miracle happened there. (But it needs blue and silver sprinkles.)
Growing up in Hawaii, my grandmother did have hibiscus and Japanese pumpkins growing in her back yard, however, this does not explain why I would want these two decorations on her birthday cake.
The Batman cupcakes are actually escapees from "The Mothman Prophecies."
And yes, Subee does indeed win the day.
It's like Georgia O'Keefe and Piccasso had a love child who grew up to be a terrible baker.......
Batman, no - Crapman, yes!
I so want a flotsam cake. Some poinsettias maybe. Easter bunny. Shamrocks. Maybe a Hanukkah vajayjay.
Last cake... A baby what???
And I am too upset about the 18 over the cupcakes. Nobody can be that incompetent... geez!
That "Tetris" cake looks more like Tangrams to me. (Anyone do Tangrams in elementary school?)
Yeah, that last one. Perhaps the wreckerator was a Georgia O'Keefe fan?
L'Chaim, SuBee! (although it needs a dreidel or some gelt...)
That last one is actually Cassandra's shy cousin, Hermione. No, really.
That thing does not look like a baby it looks like a cookie eating vajayjay lol. Scary as heck lol. What the heck makes them think that's a baby?? eeeek
my first thought about the christening gown cake was that it looks anatomically incorrect. Yikes! Those Batman cookies look nasty.
The last one kind of reminds me of Nickelodeon's old Klasky-Csupo logo minus the eyes (the one that said the name before the screen went to the splat and the annoying kid laughter).