Search

My Other Blog

What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen
Tuesday
Dec272016

It's Called A Hustle, Sweetheart

And now, since we just watched Zootopia again and I love it so much, it's time for...

John Reacts To Animal Cakes With Zootopia GIFs!

 

*****

 

It's a wedding cake.

*****

 

And this next one was for a vow renewal, if you can believe it:

 

*****

 

Um...

 

****

 

Then there's this:

 

Yes. YES IT DOES.

 

And finally, this was supposed to say "Happy Birthday/Welcome Back!"
Let's see if you can spot where the baker went wrong:

 

 

Thanks to Tiffany C., Cheryl G., Kim A., Janis A., Kenna, & Dana E. for the hundred yard dash.

*****

Thank you for using our Amazon links to shop! USA, UK, Canada.

« The Best Literal LOLs Of 2016 | Main | A Kwanzaa Tradition* »

Reader Comments (23)

Bahahahaha

December 27, 2016 | Unregistered CommenterMindy1

I was thinking that the polar bears were pretty cute, until I saw the bloody dead seals.

December 27, 2016 | Unregistered CommenterFM

The last one inspired the theme of this post, didn't it.

Zootopia reactions rule.

December 27, 2016 | Unregistered CommenterClassic Steve

I sure hope those are fondant or marzipan meal worms ...

As for polar bears, they have to eat something.

Also, are those small red blobs on the cake gummi bears?

Also, I am also sorry Janis got assaulted.

Also, does the gorrilla have a head? Or did someone already eat it? Or ... ?

So confusing ...

December 27, 2016 | Unregistered Commenterzeph

I agree w/FM.... but I must confess - at first I thought that was simply Polar Bear Poop.

The headless godzilla/green monster holding a banana most definitely makes me UNCOMFORTABLE! It's CAKE PORN! No doubt about it!

And... HAPPY BIRTHDAY " / " (FLASH) WELCOME BACK... AmIright? PS - I added the " " Couldn't help myself!

MaryO1230

December 27, 2016 | Unregistered CommenterMaryO1230

#3, either they're entomologists or this is some kind of new fetish...

December 27, 2016 | Unregistered CommenterMm

I needed this today. Flash is everything. <3

December 27, 2016 | Unregistered CommenterKDot

I looked at that wedding cake for a full minute, thinking "this isn't that bad, why is this a wre...." then I noticed the seal. Alrighty then!

December 27, 2016 | Unregistered CommenterDegera

...the headless gorilla has two right hands?...

December 27, 2016 | Unregistered Commenterigorina

Polar bears are my three-year-old's favorite thing in the whole world. She recently informed me that she needed some seals for her polar bears to eat. She would appreciate that cale

December 27, 2016 | Unregistered CommenterRachel

That gorilla will haunt my nightmares...

December 27, 2016 | Unregistered Commenterserquet

Nothing wrong with the last one! Doesn't the Flash also deserve cake on his birthday??

December 27, 2016 | Unregistered CommenterErica

I'm choosing to ignore the bugs, dead seals, headless gorilla (which yes, makes me very uncomfortable) and the Flash cake. Instead I will concentrate on how cute the octopus one is instead - thinking positive for 2017!

December 27, 2016 | Unregistered CommenterKyle

I LOVE Zootopia! But wow these cakes. The octopus is cute tho

December 27, 2016 | Unregistered Commenterpenguin tummy

Is that a banana in his hand or is he happy to see me?
(I'll show myself out now...)

December 27, 2016 | Unregistered CommenterZippy

Methinks that Flash needs updating.

December 27, 2016 | Unregistered CommenterNobodee Home

Oh I so needed a good laugh today thank you lol. Wow to that gorilla cake.. at least I hope that's a gorilla holding a banana or I need therapy lol.

December 28, 2016 | Unregistered CommenterArlene Marie

Wow. Yup. Great GIF choices... those describe my reaction pretty well, too!

Those polar bears, though... x)

December 28, 2016 | Unregistered CommenterMCP

The "Gorilla" cake gives new meaning to the song, "I like to eat apples and bananas"

December 28, 2016 | Unregistered CommenterMaudabom

What are those things on the Polar Bears' heads? Fezes??

December 28, 2016 | Unregistered CommenterBonnieC

I LOVE the last cake and the last gif!!! Beautiful pen- er, tubemanship!! And I work at the DMV, so... He's..... A......fave. :D

December 29, 2016 | Unregistered CommenterK Michelle

How the heck do you make/eat a MEALWORM VOW RENEWAL CAKE?!?! That is the only thing I want to know.

January 1, 2017 | Unregistered CommenterNyan Cat Bailee

The green cake will wipe that smile off of Benjamin Clawhouser's face OMG

January 2, 2017 | Unregistered CommenterJokerBoy

PostPost a New Comment

Enter your information below to add a new comment.
Author Email (optional):
Author URL (optional):
Post:
 
Some HTML allowed: <a href="" title=""> <abbr title=""> <acronym title=""> <b> <blockquote cite=""> <code> <em> <i> <strike> <strong>