Wedding Wrecks, Fangirl Edition

Imani wanted this cake for her wedding, only with bright lime green flowers instead of pink:
She got this:
Yeeeah.
And Meredith asked for this design with little pumpkins instead of apples:
... but she got this:
Preach.
And finally, as a baker herself, Zoey decided to keep her wedding cake design SUPER simple to avoid potential wreckage:
No piping required! Just plain frosted tiers and colored sugar crystals!
Say it with me, now:
What could possibly go wrong?
Oooh, Sherlock, you so bad.
Thanks to Imani R., Meredith R., & Zoey K., who want to know if I seriously just turned this post into a SuperWhoLock love fest. And the answer is yes, YES I DID.
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Reader Comments (51)
Regarding that cake with the crystals - even as an amateur caker, I would never trust my wedding cake to someone if they couldn't do a cake as well as I could myself. And for that, you have to see what they've already been able to do, and that means a portfolio - kind of hard to feel sorry for the bride if she didn't confirm their ability. It sickens me though, that someone who claims to be a professional could make something so awful. Not everything I've made has been perfect, though my talent has consistently improved, but I think even my 6 year old could do a better job at those sugar crystals than that!