No, this isn't it.
C'mon, guys, what's wrong with a sweet, heartfelt sentiment?
Or a cutesy character?
(On the plus side, it's nice seeing chocolate curls used for something other than "down there hair." [shudder])
Ok, how about some baby accessories? You know, bottles and bows, pacifiers and... uh...
Of course pee sticks.
Guess that beats putting the real thing on there, though - which, oh yes, people keep doing:
Thanks for not jamming the business end into the icing, I guess.
Ok, fine. Go back to your belly and butt and vajayjay cakes, people. BUT KNOW THIS: someday you, too, could be told, "There's cake in the break room!" like poor Lynds here, only to find that THIS is what someone actually brought in to work:
Clean up on aisle 3. Bring lots of brain bleach.
Thanks to Amanda S., Anony S., Rebekah D., Colleen F., Beka K., Corey, Nellie C., & Lynds for ensuring I will never eat a chocolate-sprinkled raspberry donut ever again.