Here's something I never understand: every Halloween, the one time when bakeries are SUPPOSED to make scary and/or disturbing cakes, suddenly THIS is their idea of creepy:
Whoa. Hide your kids.
Meanwhile, every OTHER time of the year, bakeries are doing this:
(PLEASE tell me there are some Supernatural fans out there seeing what I'm seeing.)
Then there's Christmas:
And the Fourth of July:
And Valentine's Day:
And also Easter...
Seriously. What is it with Easter?!
Look, bakers, clearly you have the ability to make cakes creepy; the trick is to just not aim for it.
That's right: stop trying to scare us altogether.
And instead, just make us a niiiice clown cake.
THERE IT IS.
Thanks to Sarah A., Hayley H., Katherine M., Jo D., Korrie G., Jenn B., Elizabeth M., Jessica M., Abbey M., Nell H., & Erin R. for scaring John so much he refuses to look at that photo again.